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沒想到有生之年出了寶可夢系列！！
大家喜歡苔苔的小優嗎(˶‾᷄ ⁻̫ ‾᷅˵)
小優收錄在八月份的P網等級三唷//
小優苔要收服你們的溝溝樓❤️！
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Never thought I’d be cosplaying someone from Pokemon!!
What do you think of my Gloria? 😏
She’ll be in August’s Patre0n Tier 3~
Taitai is here to catch you all❤️❤️❤️
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今年書展我出書啦😎喺到分享一件因為尺度太重口味驚過唔到淫審處本書要包膠所以冇放入本書嘅柒事—【藍丁格爾の慘劇】
記得小學時期學校有學童保健服務，每年都要啲小學雞去做身體檢查， 而五年級有一次，班上嘅肥仔張同學去完學童保健之後返學校分享個女護士 摸佢JerJer，揭起佢包皮檢查，我心諗：痴L線㗎？仲有王法嘅！就真心膠地以為 高年級去學童保健會被護士姐姐摸JerJer，是類似成人禮儀式的一種，但冠瑤係 可遠觀而不可褻玩㗎！細細個已經知道要潔身自愛守身如玉潔冰清嘅我，就唔敢去 學童保健呢個褻玩兒童嘅邪惡組織（我細個誤會咗sor)，所以五六年級我都冇去學童保健檢查身體，成為我後悔一生嘅一個決定，因為冇去學童保健令我完全唔 知一個人人皆知而又極重要嘅性知識---男仔的下體要揭起包皮清洗。
為免太重口味太Hard core，以下內容開始會用「車厘龜」嚟比喻男性下體， 大家自行領會。
因為由細到大我見到我嘅車厘龜都係戴住頸巾，我誤以為車厘龜個頭天生就係 連住頸巾，條頸巾就係佢嘅表皮，頸巾入面就係內臟唔可以揭開，正如你手多多搣開你條頸層皮會點呀？死囉！所以由細到大直到中四整整十五年間，我從來都冇揭開過車厘龜嘅頸巾嚟清洗，日積月累之下，佢條頸嘅皮膚就一直痴實條頸巾越痴越實，更加睇落好似born to be like this佢天生就born with a scarf咁，Baby I am born this way～
我不疑有詐咁度過咗呢15年嘅歲月，直到中四性教育堂我先清楚咁喺張陰莖橫切面圖知道原來車厘龜條頸巾入面內有乾坤，要定時幫佢除落嚟清洗，唔係就會痴到實一實，入面會好污糟甚至發炎，我心諗死啦我咁多年都冇除過條頸巾今次GG了！
返到屋企我鎖住浴室道門，暗自下定決心今日一定要除到車厘龜條頸巾，如果唔係我唔姓劉！我打開花灑較到熱水不斷用最強力嘅水柱巨炮沖向車厘龜，因為我睇古裝劇啲古代女人臨盆都係用熱水嚟鎮痛，原理係你啲肉熱到熟咗就唔會痛，而喺高溫嘅加持下 好快我隻車厘龜就熱到暈咗開始冇乜知覺，我就用手出盡力咁嘗試搣車厘龜條頸巾落嚟，一開始都好順利我用秒速1mm嘅速度慢慢咁搣條頸巾落嚟，但因為龜頭嘅皮膚已經完全痴實條頸巾，所以過程仲係好痛呀媽咪呀我一度想放棄！從此改姓陳啦唔姓劉！但係我唔捨得呀因為姓劉嘅聽講都係劉備嘅後人，講畀人聽好威威，為了繼續做劉備的後裔，我將花灑嘅水較到最熱同佢死過！今次我要破釜沉舟！不成功！便姓陳！
高溫燒滾了我～一切！我一鼓作氣乘勝追擊出盡力一撕！Yeah！又收復一大片失地！ 慢慢地，我那十五年來一直被包皮覆蓋住不見天日嘅一片江山重現人間！原來真正嘅車厘龜頭係粉紅色唔是肉色㗎！U look so cute! 我人生第一次見到我隻車厘龜真實嘅面貌，車厘龜亦係第一次從包皮中探出頭來！就好似初生嘅BB一樣，Say hello to the world！
但正所謂：「一鼓作氣，再而衰，三而竭」，好快我因為長時間處於高溫又唔通風嘅浴室入面開始缺氧，而我以劉備嘅磅礡氣勢收復天下嘅大計亦都正式進入咗樽頸位，最難攻陷之地就係車厘龜條頸！有基本常識嘅人都知道車厘龜嘅頭部係上窄下闊，所以車厘龜條頸呢個位置地勢險要易守難攻！一來神經線比較密集敏感度70%UP！二來好似你著縮咗水嘅樽領毛衣咁，往往會喺你頭部最闊嘅位置撠住唔上唔落進退兩難，我久攻不下已經想放棄下星期再 搞，而且我屋企人已經狂拍門因為我喺浴室入面已經個幾鐘，仲問我搞咁耐係咪喺入面生仔，其實那時那刻，我真係好體會到嗰啲未成年少女被人搞大咗個肚喺自己屋企 廁所到生仔嘅嗰種徬徨！無助！全世界得自己可以倚靠嘅嗰種絕望！我們都只是因為 性知識不夠而闖了禍！Respect！Me too!
但前面就是劉氏最後半壁江山，寡人如果止步於此，天下人會恥笑寡人！就好似岳飛直搗黃龍就快打贏啲金人之際被昏君12道急Call返去無功而回仲被秦檜條Hihi逼死。嚟到呢個境地，我問我自己：
「Do you wanna be岳飛？」
No! I Don’t! I wanna be on top! 我仰天長嘯！力拔山兮氣蓋世！唏！我用盡吃奶的力一嘢扯下車厘龜的頸巾！Unbelievable！我不敢相信自己的眼睛，我成功了！車厘龜的頸部同條頸巾分離了！I am Free!Freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee！
但是下一秒我就後悔了，我發現，我把車厘龜頭條頸的皮膚成條連著包皮整片扯下來了！媽咪呀我整爛咗我條Jer呀！
OMGOMGOMGGGGGGGGGGGG！
瞬間我隻車厘龜血如泉湧HP-999陷入了瀕死狀態！鮮紅的血液不斷狂噴！染滿整個浴室的地板，如果我屋企人依家入嚟見到咁情況一定以為我真係喺到生完BB，我不斷抆廁紙止血，但用完成卷廁紙都止唔到血仲Billy爸拿～Billy爸拿～咁流，我心諗今次Hihi了我真係整爛咗我條Jer啦！點樣算？
呢個moment，我同自己講唔好驚，人生流流長，整爛咗一兩條Jer好閒㗎啫，行出街大把人爛Jer啦！冠瑤我有咩大風大浪未見過呀？臨危不亂是我的優點！人係天生天養嘅，以前啲原始人整親都冇醫生睇啦！咪又係自然癒合，Everything will be alright！相信Mother Nature！相信我地嘅大自然母親！Amazing Grace～I need ur embrace～
我有諗過Call白車睇醫生，但我驚聽日報紙頭條會係【中學生血染浴缸 除包皮陽具盡毁？】，心諗我當初仲係小學雞嘅時候唔去學童保健就係唔想被陌生嘅姨姨摸我JerJer，先保住咗我嘅貞節，唔通我依家十五歲大個仔先嚟去醫院畀人摸JerJer咩！What a shame！咁我童年時嘅矜持同堅持仲有咩意義？Meaningless！
男子漢大丈夫！流血不流淚！忍一忍就過去！（請各位醫生原諒我中學時期真係十分怕醜廿分保守，如果親愛嘅讀者遇到咁情況一定要睇醫生檢查，必要時可能要做手術麻醉咁切咗包皮，唔駛好似我咁raw自己嚟，古代女人分娩咁整到一地血+痛到hihi）
經過二十分鐘，我卒之止到車厘龜嘅血，就慢慢小心翼翼咁著返衫褲，步伐蹣跚咁竄出廳搵消毒藥水 同膠布，我幾經辛苦卒之喺櫃桶底搵到一支【藍藥水】，心諗馬死落地行，就搽咗成支【藍藥水】落去我那奄奄一息的車厘龜頭上。
就這樣過了一星期，我後悔了，我應該睇醫生的，I am Wrong，Quiz Wrong！
車厘龜的傷口在大自然母親的加護下慢慢癒合，一星期後，我赫然發現，我的車厘龜頭，變了紫藍色。因為【藍藥水】的色素沉澱，車厘龜頭頸部的傷口變成了一圈紫藍色的龜頭Tattoo，既搶眼又叛逆，我看著我那勁colorful 漸變色的車厘龜頭，我好驚，我好羞愧，我安慰自己，這隻車厘龜，只是Pokemon超低機率出現的色違 小精靈而已，而且車厘龜本身就是藍色的不是嗎？它只是回到了最原始最Original 的自己，而已。
我從此入男廁只會走入廁格，因為我好驚如果我去尿兜小便，隔離位男同學眼尾睄到我那蒼色の龜頭，會問我： 「咦？亞種嚟嘅喂！」
我更加驚呢件事會醜事傳千里，班上的男同學會幫我改花名做【藍丁格爾】，毁了她一世英名。
最後，我嘅擇偶條件也因此多了一項：
將來嘅另一半要有色盲，分唔到紅藍者為佳。
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【2021香港書展】7月14－20日｜Hall 1A - D02
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What color is the inside of Pikachu? 👀
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今回は「～がブームだ」「～がブームになる」に相当する英語表現を2つご紹介します。
📝今日のレッスンのまとめ📝
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1. Fad（一時的に流行る） 2:36
・It's just another fad. it'll die out before you know it.（それはただの一時的な流行だよ。気づいたら消えてるよ。）
・Pokemon Go is not a fad. It's still really popular.（Pokemon Go は一時的な流行ではありません。今でもとても人気です。）
・I wonder what's going to become this year's fad?（今年ブームになるものってなんだろう）
2. Trend （長期間に渡って流行る） 3:35
・What are the latest fashion trends in Japan?（日本で最新のファッショントレンドは何ですか？）
・Do you think this trend is going to continue or is it going to fade out?（これって長く続く流行だと思いますか？それとも消えていくと思いますか？）
・Is cool biz still a trend in Japan?（日本ではクールビズはまた流行っていますか？）
☆あなたの英語が一気に自然な響きになるThatとTooの使い方☆
「あの料理は美味しくない」と完全に否定するのでなく、「あの料理はそんなに美味しくない」と部分的に否定する時は英語でどう表現するのでしょうか？“that”や“too”を文章に加えるだけでOKなので、今日のコラムで使い方をマスターしてぜひ次回使ってみてください！https://youtu.be/P2YSEMoM4l0
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Good morning ? Let's get ready for a productive day ? This was actually filmed before Daylight Saving Time started so it's been especially grueling trying to stick to this routine lately ??〰?? but it makes me feel like I have my life together so I'll try my best ? Thank you to @COSRX for partnering with me on this video and keeping my skin juicy juicy ?
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Idk if it's the stress that comes with moving, but my skin always gets so dry when I move to a new area ? I shared my current skincare routine in this video + products I've been using to combat dry patches ☁️ What does your pamper #skincareroutine look like?
I know a lot of you have been asking for a new apartment tour but it's not quite done yet! I'm trying to do some DIY projects (like the foam mirror heh) for the studio ? Thank you for your patience, hope 2021 is treating you well!
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˖ 해일(Haeil) - 웃지마라진짜 (prod. Y`z Wise) https://soundcloud.com/77aeil/prod-yz-wise
˖ Oneway (원웨이) - Would You Be https://youtu.be/oaSZntv9ZZE
˖ MapleStory BGM - Night Market https://youtu.be/-sf4tEqd7co
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Ikebukuro's a main area of Tokyo - here's a guide to things to do there, what it's like, places to eat and whether it's a good place to stay.
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The centre of Ikebukuro is Sunshine City, a huge shopping mall. As well as lots of shops and restaurants, there are several tourist attractions: a planetarium (Konica Minolta Manten Planetarium), an aquarium, Namja Town and the Sky Circus. There's also the Pokemon Centre and the largest gachapon store in the world! The video also covers a few less well known things to do (for your second or third trip!), like Zoshigaya and the Tokyo Sakura Tram, as well as a few places to eat in Ikebukuro and theme cafes.
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