【台灣女孩看過來】 你是影片裡形容的哪一款女生嗎?宅男的想像你贊同嗎?要接受他全心全意的愛與付出嗎?別害羞,大聲說出你的想法!(或是想認識影片中男孩也OK喔)
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《台灣女生》靈感來自於真實生活。從小在美國長大的Lalo,暗戀過無數國籍的女生,最吸引他的妹仔依舊是台灣女生! 那種溫柔,親切,可愛,其他國家女生無法超越的台灣女生 ! 無論是菜市場的豬肉妹還是東區街頭的長腿辣妹,就是只愛台灣女生 !
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This is a parody song that is based on real AF feelings. Michael Lalo Wong has journeyed around the world and fantasized over many beautiful ladies. But he still loves the cuties of Taiwan the most!!
►Youtube連結: https://youtu.be/ctHG9kbaS40
►哈哈台官網:http://www.hahatai.com/term/12/1164
演出/Starring
Michael Lalo Wong 黃一華
Kat Chang 張家萁
Sara Kuo 郭禹岑
Kevin Lee 李承翰
監製/Executive Producer:Jay Lin 林志杰
編導/Directors:Kevin Lee 李承翰 and Michael Lalo Wong 黃一華
製片/Producer:Karen Chang 張瑋倫
攝影/Cinematography:Kevin Lee 李承翰
剪接/Edit:Michael Lalo Wong 黃一華
音樂/Music:Michael Lalo Wong 黃一華
錄音/Music Recording:Sam Lin
歌詞 (English Lyrics below)
我覺得西班牙妞就是有味道
日本的學生妹 伺候能力好
韓國的女生 有著完美的形象
瑞典妹的頭髮 比黃金還漂亮
世界那麼多的女生那麼美麗
要我選一種也真不容易
不知內心裡是否有決定的能力
應該不是《最終幻想》中的Lightning
也不是那個Angelina Jolie
全世界女生 只有一種對我來說最美麗
I love 台灣女生
像豬肉妹的台灣女生
魚乾宅女 我也不排斥
我就是要台灣女生
陽光健身的 台灣女生
東區濃妝 女生很漂亮
美國女生的熱情 溫暖我的心
印度妹異國情調會不知不覺的勾引
法國女生的手藝 讓我感覺在飛翔
非洲女生的身材 看了讓我想打… 球
這個地球的女神多麼美麗
地球外還有《阿凡達》的Neytiri
這個宇宙中所有女生都有吸引力
但對從沒交過女朋友的自己
這一切都是理論上的問題
在我腦海裡 只有一種女生 讓我最開心
我愛台灣女生
就像你這樣的台灣女生
等那麼久 終於等到了
你就是我的台灣女生
在這首歌的台灣女生
隨心所欲 心靈伴侶
快點結婚就好 蜜月去巴釐島
生個台灣寶寶 我的台灣女生
南部買一片地 隨便你在哪裏
永遠在一起的台灣女生
老公去舉不起來 小孩去年大學
生活變的空虛的台灣女生
堅持在一起 反正老了不在意
一輩子賢妻的台灣女生
我們愛台灣女生
夢幻中的台灣女生
總有一天 會用這些
We love台灣女生
得不到的台灣女生
我的深情 永遠留給你
Those Spanish mamacitas
Really got flavor
And Japanese school girls
Have excellent service attitudes
Lovely Korean ladies all look so PERFECT
Swedish chicks are super sweet, with hair like spun gold
With so many awesome women in the world
To settle on one is extremely difficult
I wonder if I really have the strength to decide
It’s probably not “Final Fantasy’s” Lightning
And not Angelina Jolie
Of all the babes in the world
There’s only one type that I love the most
(Let’s grab a few more)
I love Taiwan girls
Meat market vendor Taiwan girls
Nerdy hot shut-ins are fine by me
I just want Taiwan girls
Fitness freak Taiwan girls
Nightclub bimbos are super fly
The passion of American women
Really warms my soul
Exotic Indian princesses
I find impossible to resist
French dames make me soar
The way they work it with their hands
The physique of African girls
Makes me wanna play with my… ball
So many hot girls on this planet
And on other exo-planets like Neytiri (from Pandora)
This universe is filled with females that attract me
But since I’ve never actually had a girlfriend
This is all pretty hypothetical
In my imagination, there’s really only one kind of girl that I want
I love Taiwan girls
Just like your type of Taiwan girl!
I’ve waited so long now I’ve finally found you!
You’re my Taiwan girl
The girl from this song Taiwan girl
My one desire, my true soul mate
Let’s go get hitched
Take a honeymoon in Bali
Have a Taiwan baby
My Taiwan girl
Buy some land in the south
You can choose the location
We’ll be together forever
My Taiwan girl
When I can’t get it up
And the kids are in college
You’ll feel empty inside
My Taiwan girl
But married we’ll stay
Til we’re old and feeble
You’ll be my wifey for lifey…
We love Taiwan girls
The fantasy of Taiwan girls
Some day we’ll be
Able to use these
We love Taiwan girls
The unattainable Taiwan girls
My love will be forever yours
#哈哈台 #hahatai #台灣女生 #taiwangirls
同時也有1部Youtube影片,追蹤數超過18萬的網紅Celeste Wu 大沛,也在其Youtube影片中提到,字幕由[芷君]認領編輯^^ FB粉絲團 https://goo.gl/3buH6u 有聽覺障礙的觀眾朋友提出希望有字幕,我也希望可以加上字幕讓有這方面需求的朋友可以更方便,但是因為我實在沒有時間可以加字幕,所以希望麻煩有時間的觀眾朋友如果願意的話幫忙我加上字幕,要編輯某支影片字幕的人可以先用face...
lightning in french 在 看電影學英文 Facebook 的最佳解答
早安啊! 愉快的週末結束了! 一週的開始, 更新十句精彩英語對話和大家一起學英文!
電影 我們買了動物園 - We Bought A Zoo! 10 句精彩對話 Part 24
The heavy rain is coming and will continue all the week!
1. What happens if literally we did this whole thing for nothing?
萬一我們整個 (literally) 努力換來的結果是徒勞無功呢?
2. Come on, give me a break. You've come this far. Huh?
拜託, 饒了我吧! 都已經走到這一步了, Huh?
3. Look, am I nuts to say that I missed you like crazy a lot? A lot.
(中文詞窮了, 意思是Dylan告訴Lilly 他想念她想到快瘋了!)
4. The precipitation tonight is just a hint of what's yet to come!
今晚的降雨量只是大雨即將來臨的前兆!
5. Get an umbrella. Or better yet, just stay indoors.
帶把傘。否則最好是, 乾脆別出門
6. Look, my cameraman just handed me his umbrella.
你看, 我的攝影師正拿了把雨傘給我 (handed me) 呢!
7. Betsy, we're told that this is gonna be the wettest summer in aver 100 years!
Betsy, 據說 (we’re told) 這將會是百年來最溼的夏天。(問問大家對aver這個字熟嗎?)
8. Nathan, we're running out of yams and monkey chow.
Nathan, 我們馬鈴薯和猴子食物 (chow) 沒了。
9. Very heavy rain and plenty of lightning continue throughout the week.
豪雨和大量的閃電將持續這一週
10. Benjamin: What? The hair, what happened to the hair? Kelly: French braids. Big in the '90s.
(French braids, A beautiful and classic hairstyle. See the link and tell you how to French braid), 90年代超流行 (big in the '90s)
Will the rain stop on 7/7 the reopen date for the zoo?
To be continued…
lightning in french 在 看電影學英文 Facebook 的精選貼文
又收假了, 照慣例, 趕快 Update 十句精彩對話給大家!
電影 我們買了動物園 - We Bought A Zoo! 10 句精彩對話 Part 24
The heavy rain is coming and will continue all the week!
1. What happens if literally we did this whole thing for nothing?
萬一我們整個 (literally) 努力換來的結果是徒勞無功呢?
2. Come on, give me a break. You've come this far. Huh?
拜託, 饒了我吧! 都已經走到這一步了, Huh?
3. Look, am I nuts to say that I missed you like crazy a lot? A lot.
(中文詞窮了, 意思是Dylan告訴Lilly 他想念她想到快瘋了!)
4. The precipitation tonight is just a hint of what's yet to come!
今晚的降雨量只是大雨即將來臨的前兆!
5. Get an umbrella. Or better yet, just stay indoors.
帶把傘。否則最好是, 乾脆別出門
6. Look, my cameraman just handed me his umbrella.
你看, 我的攝影師正拿了把雨傘給我 (handed me) 呢!
7. Betsy, we're told that this is gonna be the wettest summer in aver 100 years!
Betsy, 據說 (we’re told) 這將會是百年來最溼的夏天。(問問大家對aver這個字熟嗎?)
8. Nathan, we're running out of yams and monkey chow.
Nathan, 我們馬鈴薯和猴子食物 (chow) 沒了。
9. Very heavy rain and plenty of lightning continue throughout the week.
豪雨和大量的閃電將持續這一週
10. Benjamin: What? The hair, what happened to the hair? Kelly: French braids. Big in the '90s.
(French braids, A beautiful and classic hairstyle. See the link and tell you how to French braid), 90年代超流行 (big in the '90s)
Will the rain stop on 7/7 the reopen date for the zoo?
To be continued…
lightning in french 在 Celeste Wu 大沛 Youtube 的精選貼文
字幕由[芷君]認領編輯^^
FB粉絲團 https://goo.gl/3buH6u
有聽覺障礙的觀眾朋友提出希望有字幕,我也希望可以加上字幕讓有這方面需求的朋友可以更方便,但是因為我實在沒有時間可以加字幕,所以希望麻煩有時間的觀眾朋友如果願意的話幫忙我加上字幕,要編輯某支影片字幕的人可以先用facebook私訊我認領影片,然後我會在該影片資訊欄第一行寫該影片由某某人(綽號也可以,純粹想讓大家知道要謝謝哪位辛苦的觀眾XD)認領字幕了,這樣就不會有重複加字幕害大家做白工的問題了~謝謝大家:))
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影片中使用音樂為YouTube免費提供
Winter ride
Carefree
Sophomore makeout
Rural stride
Splashing around
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膚色大約是
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