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#香菇愛小香
超棒由來 在 Fw: [笑話] 你媽超胖- 看板KS98-302 - 批踢踢實業坊 的推薦與評價
※ [本文轉錄自 joke 看板 #1H6EXqlH ]
作者: supatea (超級茶) 看板: joke
標題: Re: [笑話] 你媽超胖
時間: Mon Feb 11 20:47:44 2013
※ 引述《OHLALALALA (喔啦啦啦啦)》之銘言：
: 這系列讓我想到以前在美國很愛看有個叫Yomama的節目
: 就是兩個人用Yo mama is so fat當梗互戰
: 可惜都沒人翻譯...
: Yo mama is so fat that her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
1.你媽超胖 她的肚臍比她早十五分鐘到家
: Yo mama is so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh-eating disease,
: the doctor gave her ten years to live.
2.你媽超胖 當她感染一種會食肉的病毒 醫生告訴她只剩下十年可以活
: Yo mama is so fat that the National Weather Service names each one of her
: farts.
3.你媽超胖 國家氣象局為她的每一個屁命名
: Yo mama is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell "taxi!"
4.你媽超胖 當她穿黃色雨衣的時候 人們大叫 "計程車!"
: Yo mama is so fat that she sat on a dollar and squeezed a booger out George
: Washington's nose.
5.你媽超胖 她坐在一元上把華盛頓的鼻屎從他鼻子擠壓出來
: Yo mama is so fat that when she gets in an elevator, it has to go down.
6.你媽超胖 他進電梯的時候 只能往下
: Yo mama is so fat that when her beeper goes off, people think she's backing
: up.
7.你媽超胖 他當的BB扣響的時候 人們以為他在倒車
: Yo mama is so fat that she has to iron her pants on the driveway.
8.你媽超胖 他必須在車道上燙他的褲子
: Yo mama is so fat that she left the house in high heels and came back wearing
: flip flops.
9.你媽超胖 他出門時穿高跟鞋 回來時穿著拖鞋
: Yo mama is so fat that people jog around her for exercise.
10.你媽超胖 人們為了運動圍著她慢跑
: Yo mama is so fat that she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her
: for the New World.
11.你媽超胖 當她浮在海上的時候 西班牙人稱之為新世界
: Yo mama is so fat that you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie
: on the other side just to get her through!
12.你媽超胖 你必須潤滑門框 然後在門的另一邊拿著夾心派才能讓她過來
: Yo mama is so fat that that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up
: and tries to tow her back into the ocean...
13.你媽超胖 當她坐在海灘上 綠色和平(環保組織)出現 嘗試著將她拖回海洋
: Yo mama is so fat that when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too.
14.你媽超胖 當她玩高空彈跳的時候 把橋拉斷了
: Yo mama is so fat that when she talks to herself, it’s a long distance call.
15.你媽超胖 當她自言自語時需要打長途電話
: Yo mama is so fat that the last time she saw 90210, it was on a scale.
16.你媽超胖 她最後一次看90210是在磅秤上面
: Yo mama is so fat that light bends around her.
你媽超胖 光會在她身旁折射
: Yo mama is so fat that I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still
: printing!
17. 你媽超胖 我去年聖誕節照她的照片 現在還在洗
: Yo mama is so fat that when she sat on Wal-Mart, she lowered the prices.
18.你媽超胖 當她坐在沃爾瑪 他們就特價了
: Yo mama is so fat that when she sat on an iphone, it turned into an ipad.
19.你媽超胖 當她坐在iphone上 就變成ipad了
: Yo mama is so fat that she gets group insurance.
20.你媽超胖 她可以保團體保險
: Yo mama is so fat that she was zoned for commercial development.
21.你媽超胖 她被規劃成商業發展區域
: Yo mama is so fat that she walked into the Gap and filled it.
22.你媽超胖 她走進盆地就變成平地
: Yo mama is so fat that she comes at you from all directions.
23.你媽超胖 她用全方位走向你
: Yo mama is so fat that when she climbed onto a diving board at the beach, the
: lifeguard told your dad "sorry, you can't park here".
24.你媽超胖 當她在海灘上爬上跳水台 救生員告訴你爸 "你不能在這停車"
: Yo mama is so fat that her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.
25.你媽超胖 她的麥片碗有救生員
: Yo mama is so fat that she looks like she’s smuggling a Volkswagen.
26.你媽超胖 她看起來像在走私福斯汽車
: Yo mama is so fat that when she got her shoes shined, she had to take the guy
: ’s word for it.
27.你媽超胖 當她要人擦鞋時 她必須相信這個人
: Yo mama is so fat that when she sings, it’s over for everybody.
28.你媽超胖 她唱歌的時候每個人都能聽到
: Yo mama is so fat that when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of
: the milk carton to display her picture.
29.你媽超胖 她必需用牛奶盒的四個面來顯示她正在跑的照片
: Yo mama is so fat that when she was growing up she didn’t play with dolls,
: she played with midgets.
30.你媽超胖 她小時候沒有跟洋娃娃玩 而是跟侏儒玩
: Yo mama is so fat that she uses two buses for roller-blades.
31.你媽超胖 她用兩輛公車來當溜冰鞋
: Yo mama's so fat she blew up the Deathstar.
32. 你媽超胖 她把死星給吹爆了
: Yo mama is so fat that when she goes to a buffet, she gets the group rate.
33.你媽超胖 她去自助餐可以拿團體價
: Yo mama is so fat that she has to put her belt on with a boomerang.
34.你媽超胖 她的皮帶要用迴力鏢來扣
: Yo mama is so fat that she doesn’t eat with a fork, she eats with a
: forklift.
35.你媽超胖 她不用叉子吃飯 她用堆高機吃
: Yo mama is so fat that the last time the landlord saw her, he doubled the
: rent.
36.你媽超胖 房東一看到她就把租金加成兩人份
: Yo mama is so fat that Weight Watchers won’t look at her.
37.你媽超胖 你媽超胖 減重俱樂部都不敢看她
: Yo mama is so fat that the highway patrol made her wear a sign saying
: "Caution! Wide Turn".
38.你媽超胖 高速公路管理局幫她帶了一個標誌" 注意! 大迴旋"
: Yo mama is so fat that when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE
: HOUSE!
39.你媽超胖 當她坐在房子裡就坐滿了房子
: Yo mama is so fat that when she steps on a scale, it reads "one at a time,
: please".
40.你媽超胖 她站在體重計上會出現"請一次一個人"
: Yo mama is so fat that she fell in love and broke it.
41.你媽超胖 她墜入愛河然後噴發了
: Yo mama is so fat that when she gets on the scale it says "We don't do
: livestock".
42.你媽超胖 當她站在體重計上 它說"我們不為牲畜秤"
: Yo mama is so fat that when she tripped on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th.
43.你媽超胖 當她在第四街拌倒 她在12街著陸
: Yo mama is so fat that God couldn't light the Earth until she moved!
44.你媽超胖 除非她移動不然神不能點亮地球
: Yo mama is so fat that even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!
45.你媽超胖 連比爾蓋茲都付不起她的抽脂費
: Yo mama is so fat that she has to pull down her pants to get into her
: pockets.
46.你媽超胖 她必需拉下她的褲子才能伸進口袋
: Yo mama is so fat that she was born on the fourth, fifth, and sixth of June.
47.你媽超胖 她出生日是6/4~6/6號
: Yo mama is so fat that she could fall down and wouldn’t even know it.
48.你媽超胖 她可能跌倒了連自己都不知道
: Yo mama is so fat that the sign inside one restaurant says, “Maximum
: occupancy: 300, or Yo momma.”
49.你媽超胖 餐廳的標誌寫著 "最多300人 或是你媽"
: Yo mama is so fat that she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.
50.你媽超胖 她在阿斯匹靈上面塗了美乃滋
: Yo mama is so fat that she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
51.你媽超胖 她出生時嘴裡有銀鏟子
: Yo mama is so fat that when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips.
52.你媽超胖 當她要載她的屁股時 要載兩趟
: Yo mama is so fat that she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.
53.你媽超胖 她必須去海洋世界才能受洗
: Yo mama is so fat that her bellybutton’s got an echo.
54.你媽超胖 她的肚臍有回音
: Yo mama is so fat that when she turns around people throw her a welcome back
: party.
55.你媽超胖 當她轉身的時候人們給她一個歡迎回來的派對
: Yo mama is so fat that her belly button doesn’t have lint, it has sweaters.
56.你媽超胖 她的肚臍下面不是毛是毛衣
: Yo mama is so fat that a picture of her would fall off the wall.
57.你媽超胖 她的照片會把牆弄垮
: Yo mama is so fat that when she takes a shower, her feet don’t get wet.
58.你媽超胖 當她洗澡的時候腳不會弄濕
: Yo mama is so fat that she puts on her lipstick with a paint-roller!
59.你媽超胖 她的口紅上有台畫線機
: Yo mama is so fat that she could sell shade.
60.你媽超胖 她可以賣遮涼處
: Yo mama is so fat that I ran around her twice and got lost.
61.你媽超胖 我繞著她轉兩圈就迷路了
: Yo mama is so fat that the shadow of her butt weighs 100 pounds.
62.你媽超胖 她的屁股的影子有一百磅重
: Yo mama is so fat that when she’s standing on the corner police drive by and
: yell, “Hey, break it up.”
63.你媽超胖 當她站在角落 警察經過對他大喊"快分開!"
: Yo mama is so fat that her blood type is Ragu.
64.你媽超胖 她的血型是義大利肉醬
: Yo mama is so fat that when she runs the fifty-yard dash she needs an
: overnight bag.
65.你媽超胖 她跑50米時需要一個旅行袋
: Yo mama is so fat that she can’t even fit into an AOL chat room.
66.你媽超胖 甚至AOL聊天室都裝不下她
: Yo mama is so fat that she doesn’t have a tailor, she has a contractor.
67.你媽超胖 她沒有一個裁縫師 她有一個承包商
: Yo mama is so fat that she measures 36-24-36, and the other arm is just as
: big.
68.你媽超胖 她量三圍是36-24-36 另外一隻手跟這個一樣大
: Yo mama is so fat that she gets her toenails painted at Lucky’s Auto Body.
69.你媽超胖 她去烤漆店塗腳指甲
: Yo mama is so fat that when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride
: HER!
70.你媽超胖 她去遊樂園的時候 大家都想要搭她
: Yo mama is so fat that when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!
71.你媽超胖 她往空中跳的時候被卡住了
: Yo mama is so fat that she has more Chins than a Chinese phone book!
72.你媽超胖 她的下巴比電話簿還厚
: Yo mama is so fat that she influences the tides.
73.你媽超胖 她影響了潮汐
: Yo mama is so fat that when she plays hopscotch, she goes "New York, L.A.,
: Chicago..."
74.你媽超胖 當她玩跳房子的時候 她到了"紐約 洛杉磯 芝加哥"
: Yo mama is so fat that NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!
75.你媽超胖 NASA必須放個衛星在她周圍
: Yo mama is so fat that when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
76.你媽超胖 當她坐在我臉上我不能聽到立體聲
: Yo mama is so fat that they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!
77.你媽超胖 他們必須潤滑浴缸好把你媽給拖出來
: Yo mama is so fat that she's on both sides of the family!
78.你媽超胖 她住在雙方的家庭 (?)
: Yo mama is so fat that at the zoo, the elephants throw HER peanuts.
79.你媽超胖 她在動物園 大象對她丟花生米
: Yo mama is so fat you have to roll over twice to get off her.
80.你媽超胖 你必須要滾兩次才能離開她
: Yo mama is so fat that she sets off car alarms when she runs.
81.你媽超胖 她跑步的時候需要把車子防盜器關掉
: Yo mama is so fat that she cant reach into her back pocket.
82.你媽超胖 她摸不到後面的口袋
: Yo mama is so fat that she has her own gravity field.
83.你媽超胖 她有自己的地心引力
: Yo mama is so fat that she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.
84.你媽超胖 她踩在彩虹上面做彩虹糖
: Yo mama is so fat that the only pictures you have of her were taken by
: satellite cameras.
85.你媽超胖 你唯一的相片是用衛星照出來的
: Yo mama is so fat that when she wears a "Malcolm X" T-shirt, helicopters try
: to land on her back!
86.你媽超胖 當她穿著印有"Malcolm X"的T恤 直升機想要降落在她背上
: Yo mama is so fat that that she cant tie her own shoes.
87.你媽超胖 她綁不到自己的鞋帶
: Yo mama is so fat that when she lays on the beach, people run around yelling
: Free Willy.
88.你媽超胖 當她坐在海灘上的時候 人們跑向她大喊 威鯨!
: Yo mama is so fat that she uses redwoods to pick her teeth
89.你媽超胖 她用紅木來剔牙
: Yo mama is so fat that she cut her leg and gravy poured out
90.你媽超胖 她切她的腿時 肉汁跑出來
: Yo mama is so fat that she was in the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade...
: wearing ropes.
91.你媽超胖 她在感恩節遊行時穿著繩子
: Yo mama is so fat that she went on a light diet. As soon as it’s light she
: starts eating.
92.你媽超胖 當他想減肥時才減就肥了
: Yo mama is so fat that she’s half Italian, half Irish, and half American.
93.你媽超胖 她有一半是義大利 一半愛爾蘭 一半美國人
: Yo mama is so fat that her waist size is the Equator.
94.你媽超胖 他的腰圍是赤道
: Yo mama is so fat that she can’t even jump to a conclusion.
你媽超胖 她甚至不能太早下定論(美國俚語
: Yo mama is so fat that she uses a mattress for a tampon.
95.你媽超胖 她用床墊當她的衛生棉條
: Yo mama is so fat that when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that
: rock at me?"
96.你媽超胖 當她被公車撞到 她說"誰拿石頭丟我?"
: Yo mama is so fat that we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay for her
: because we dressed her up as a Toyota.
97.你媽超胖 我們去免下車店甚至不用算她的錢 因為我們幫他打扮成TOYOTA
: Yo mama is so fat that that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch
: marks.
98.你媽超胖 當她出生時給了醫院妊娠紋
: Yo mama is so fat that she was cut from the cast of E.T., because she caused
: an eclipse when she rode the bike across the moon.
99.你媽超胖 她被E.T.這部片剪掉了 因為她再騎腳踏車去月球時造成了月蝕
: Yo mama is so fat that when you get on top of her your ears pop.
100.你媽超胖 她說注意的時候你就耳鳴了
: Yo mama is so fat that she got hit by a car and had to go to the hospital to
: have it removed.
101.你媽超胖 當她被車撞的時候要去醫院把車移開
: Yo mama is so fat that she eats "Wheat Thicks".
102.你媽超胖 當她吃"Wheat Thicks"
: Yo mama is so fat that we're in her right now!
103.你媽超胖 我們現在就在她的身體裡!
: Yo mama is so fat that she went to the movie theatre and sat next to
: everyone.
104.你媽超胖 她去電影院坐在每個人的旁邊
: Yo mama is so fat that she has been declared a natural habitat for condors.
105.你媽超胖 她被宣布成禿鷹的自然棲息地
: Yo mama is so fat that when she wants to shake someones hand, she has to give
: directions!
106.你媽超胖 她想要握手的時候 她需要導航
: Yo mama is so fat that even Dora can't explore her!
107.你媽超胖 連朵拉都不能探索她
: Yo mama is so fat that when she gets on the scale it says "to be continued".
108.你媽超胖 她站在體重計上 上面寫著 "續待"
: Yo mama is so fat that when she goes to a resturant, she looks at the menu
: and says "okay!"
109.你媽超胖 她去餐廳看著菜單說 "OKAY!"
: Yo mama is so fat that her neck looks like a dozen hot dogs!
110.你媽超胖 她的脖子看起來像一打熱狗
: Yo mama is so fat that when she bungee jumps she goes straight to hell!
111.你媽超胖 她高空彈掉的時候 直達地獄
: Yo mama is so fat that she's got her own area code!
112.你媽超胖 她有自己的區域代碼
: Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy three airline tickets.
113.你媽超胖 她必須買三張飛機票
: Yo mama is so fat that whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
114.你媽超胖 不管她什麼時候去海灘都是漲潮
: Yo mama is so fat that she's got Amtrak written on her leg.
115.你媽超胖 她腿上有捷運的標記
: Yo mama is so fat that her legs are like spoiled milk - white & chunky!
116.你媽超胖 她的腿像變質的牛奶 豐滿厚實
: Yo mama is so fat that I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the
: her good side!
117.你媽超胖 我必須搭火車和兩趟公車才能討她歡心 (俚語梗)
: Yo mama is so fat that she wakes up in sections!
118.你媽超胖 她必須被分段叫醒
: Yo mama is so fat that when she lies on the beach no one else gets any sun!
119.你媽超胖 當她躺在沙灘上沒人照的到太陽
: Yo mama is so fat that that her senior pictures had to be taken from a
: helicopter!
120.你媽超胖 她的高解析圖片必須用直升機照
: Yo mama is so fat that everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!
121.你媽超胖 她穿高跟鞋走路的時候 她榨油出來!
: Yo mama is so fat that she fell and created the Grand Canyon!
122.你媽超胖 她跌倒的時候弄出來大峽谷!
: Yo mama is so fat that even her clothes have stretch marks!
123.你媽超胖 她她衣服也有妊娠紋!
: Yo mama is so fat that she has to use a VCR as a beeper!
124.你媽超胖 她必須用VCR當蜂鳴器
: Yo mama is so fat that she got hit by a parked car!
125.你媽超胖 她被一個停好車的車撞到
: Yo mama is so fat that they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee
: jumping.
126.你媽超胖 她用她的內衣來綁高空彈跳的繩子
: Yo mama is so fat that when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to
: get up again.
127.你媽超胖 她摔跤時 她試圖從睡眠中保持清醒
: Yo mama is so fat that that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of
: gas.
128.你媽超胖 當我開車繞著她轉就沒油了
: Yo mama is so fat that when she went to church and sat on a bible, Jesus came
: out and said "LET MY PEOPLE GO!"
129.你媽超胖 當她去教堂坐在聖經上時 耶穌出現說"讓我的人民走!"
: Yo mama is so fat that when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.
130.你媽超胖 她在音樂會跳舞 樂團整段都跳過了
: Yo mama is so fat that she stands in two time zones.
131.你媽超胖 她站在兩種不同的時區上
: Yo mama is so fat that she went to the fair and the kids thought she was a
: bouncy castle.
132.你媽超胖 她去博覽會 小孩以為她是充氣城堡
: Yo mama is so fat that when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have
: to install speed bumps.
133.你媽超胖 她去一個吃到飽的地方 她必須安裝減速線
: Yo mama is so fat that when she went to seaworld the whales started singing
: "We Are Family".
134.你媽超胖 當她去海洋世界 鯨魚在唱 我們是一家人
: Yo mama is so fat that she fell out of both sides of her bed.
135.你媽超胖 她從床的兩邊跌下來
: Yo mama is so fat that the stripes on her pajamas never end.
136.你媽超胖 她睡衣上的條紋永遠不會結束
: Yo mama is so fat, Al Gore accuses her of global warning everytime she farts!
137.你媽超胖 每次她放屁時 Al Gore就警告全球暖化
: Yo mama is so fat that she's got every caterer in the city on speed dial!
138.你媽超胖 她有每個餐廳的快速撥號
: Yo mama's so fat that when she goes on a scale, it shows her own phone
: number.
139.你媽超胖 當她站在體重計上 上面顯示她的電話號碼
: Yo mama's so fat that she doesn't need the internet - she's worldwide.
140.你媽超胖 她不需要網路 她自己就是世界
: Yo mama's so fat that when she goes on a scale, it reads "lose some weight".
141.你媽超胖 當她站在體重計上 上面寫著 "該減肥了"
: Yo mama's so fat that she doesn't get dreams, she gets movies!
142.你媽超胖 她不作夢 她夢電影!
: Yo mama's so fat that when she walks, she changes the earth's rotation!
143.你媽超胖 當她走路時 磁極顛倒了
你媽超胖 當進版畫面用她的照片當可撥動畫 你進不了版
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有人好酸 給她含石蕊試紙會變成紅色
有人好酸 他去餐廳點炒青菜 吃了一口問服務生: 我沒有點酸菜阿?
有人好酸 他的口水能和鹼產生化學反應 生成鹽和水
今天有點累 翻完這篇就去睡了
也沒有再把檢查錯誤跟弄得通順一點
我流翻譯真是抱歉
是故學然後知不足，教然後知困。
知不足然後能自反也，知困然後能自強也。
故曰教學相長也。
下台一鞠躬
往好處想 至少你媽超胖翻對了 對吧?
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