【上禮拜丟包,今天差點丟鮑😵】
哦買尬‼️你們一定無法相信欣西亞遭遇了什麼事😱
話說我剛才在星巴克的廁所裡,「#褲子拉鍊硬生生拉不起來」,不管我怎麼拉、怎麼扯、怎麼使出蠻力,試了好幾次,西裝白短褲的後拉鍊就是不~動~如~山~😫
我在廁所裡大汗淋漓,急得背都濕了,拉鍊壞掉,褲子根本無法穿(穿了會自動從腰間上掉下來),走出來直接見光死,啊啊啊啊啊啊啊~~~我想哭但是哭不出來😭
深吸一口氣,好在上衣下擺夠長,決定還是得把褲子穿上,然後用上衣下擺蓋住拉鍊壞掉的部分,再 #雙手叉腰 走回座位,免得褲子受地心引力向下離家出走。
坐回位置,旁邊跟後面都靠牆,現場客人都離我遙遠,老娘決定就這樣在桌子下脫、褲、子😅,把背包放在大腿上遮羞,然後在桌面上仔細查看拉鍊究竟出了什麼問題❓🤔
果然,是拉鍊咬住線頭,但無論怎麼掰開怎麼扯,它就是不肯UP,我邊奮戰邊思考自己能如何解決這場危機?下午還要工作錄影,回家不是一種選項,那麼備案是再以雙手叉腰的姿態去樓下的高級服飾店買一件新褲子。
繼續回到跟拉鍊戰鬥,看樣子線頭被拉鍊咬得很死,情況是凶多吉少,我腦筋飛快地奔馳著,事情一定可以解決,在心裡告訴自己一定要冷靜要冷靜要冷靜,此時,眼睛瞥見桌面上的奶油刀,厚哩嘎仔!它還是一把有鋸齒狀的奶油刀,操起刀子把線頭切除斬斷,再把卡在拉鍊裡的清除乾淨,然後,一鼓作氣...
刷啦一聲❗拉鍊應聲而上❗💥
成功了✌️
我要哭了,我真的要感動落淚😭
以偷偷摸摸的姿態在桌面下迅速穿上褲子,然後直奔廁所準備洗手用餐,誰知道,當我雙手擠滿肥皂,感應式水龍頭竟然出、不、了、水🤯
是的沒錯,無論我怎麼遠、近、上、下的感應,它就是不出水
不會吧❓上禮拜丟包,今天是拉鍊卡住差點丟鮑,現在是感應水龍頭不出水還滿手泡沫,人生真是豈有此理?
實在沒辦法,我捧著滿手泡泡走向櫃檯人員求助,夥伴熱情地說:「因為我們水壓有點怪,所以要先沖馬桶,然後再去感應就會出水了」
於是欣西亞現在在星巴克和大家分享今天到目前為止發生的心跳一百故事,究竟我能不能安然度過今天呢?
希望大家幫我集氣🙏
謝謝❤️😃
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[金基德回顧展:慾海慈航/援交天使/Samaria]實趕客,但話知佢,自己想寫
1. TLDR:你地邊個冇罪嘅,就搵石頭掟佢吧!留意「石頭」係套戲嘅重點之一。今晚大館仲有一場7:30,仲有飛賣。去睇吧,雖然網上你都搵得到足本重溫嘅。順手講埋我一路嘅核心信念:戲係要成套咁睇的,正如書係要成本咁睇,否則你永遠都學唔到嗰種神髓,呢啲嘢全部要「浸」出嚟。你去睇Youtube睇都可以15分鐘知晒啲劇情有人解埋,但點解我要走出去睇多次?我唔識用Youtube?電影,同多嘢一樣,個神韻唔係懶人包,唔係fact,唔係橋段重點,而係你要用心感受。
2. Medium版就有埋相咁咯(https://lkdin.io/3VYo)
簡介劇情
簡評
詳細分析劇情—第一幕
詳細分析劇情—第二幕
詳細分析劇情—第三幕
套戲攞獎好合理
石頭 as a metaphor
最後講講金基德
3. 是咁的,我冇工返都仲好忙,況且而家好多時三四點先起身。但為咗重睇呢套戲(以前睇過一次),我都仲係星期六爬起身,極速在樓下用3分鐘食完碟海南雞飯,然後走出去灣仔睇呢套戲。可見金基德有相當大吸引力。
4. 留意呢套戲2004年,剛剛好係佢中期嘅作品,開始成熟,亦都係呢年佢在歐洲攞獎聲名大噪。金基德未必係好計算嘅導演(邊個話商業片先要計算?),但事後睇返,你睇到好啱啲評審口味,攞獎合理之極。
5. 呢套我相信亦係佢最出名嘅兩套戲之一,另一套當然後後來嘅《聖殤》,後期作品,隱居三年後復出嘅顛峰之作,亦係好啱評審口味,但我個人鍾意呢套《慾海慈航》多好多。
6. 兩套嘅共通點,都算係雅俗共賞,唔會好難明好古怪要好多演繹.兩套都畫到出晒腸,好適合文青用嚟示範咩叫「好電影」,有啲內容嘅電影(come on,唔係荷里活商業片嗰啲”message”.
簡介劇情
7. 順手一提,我覺得劇透係冇乜問題的,即使扭橋戲或推理劇都係。「好」嘅電影唔應該只係靠一條好橋,橋段人人有,但execution先難。好多戲知咗結局我都可以睇多次,即使係扭橋戲或推理劇,你都可以睇多次導演點佈局點誤導你點畀提示你。若果只係靠最尾一下扭橋,只係低手。
8. 講返,劇情不複雜,重要人物三個講晒。女一,女二,女一老豆。亦都係一個好典型嘅三幕劇(間場出埋title添,慌死你唔明,所以套戲唔難明)。
9. 第一幕:女一女二高中生,好友(兼戀人?),想儲錢去歐洲(我懷疑《過春天》就係抄佢,但當然爭好遠),於是女二下海,女一做中介人,女二全不覺得係苦差,但留意開場冇耐女二已經意外(?)跳樓死埋。
10. 第二幕:開始「金基德毀三觀」,女一明白女二苦心,繼承佢遺志,約返啲恩客出嚟,唔收錢仲畀返錢佢地!但然後畀老豆發現咗,老豆去搵返啲嫖客出嚟,打,鬧,殺。
第三幕:當年第一次睇覺得呢部份戲味爭啲,而家睇返發現呢部份先最重要!兩父女返鄉下,拜死鬼老母,最後都係冇開口講。老豆自首,完。
簡評
11. 之前睇過金基德早期啲嘅《收件人不明/打回頭的情書》,我有講話睇到仲係幾幼嫰,太多狗血(甚至有真狗血!),枝節多。去到呢套《慾海慈航》,就真係斬走晒啲無謂嘢,冇乜邊部份係多餘嘅。正如米開蘭基羅話頭,只係將唔屬於大衞像嘅嘢拎走,呢套《慾海慈航》真係做到去蕪存菁
12. 援交電影,我睇咗嘅都幾十套,拍埋你就睇到分野。金基德做到「不落俗套」。何謂俗套?正如啲人講,十分「TVB」嘅對白同情節,唔好笑,好多荷里活片港產片都係咁。金基德唔係獵奇,唔係賣弄色情(至少呢套唔係),甚至唔係探討社會問題(至少呢套冇乜),講嘅始終係佢最擅長嘅:人性,慾望,救贖,宗教,倫理,道德。
詳細分析劇情—第一幕
13. 角色同情節設定,都係相當精彩。固然你諗真啲,有啲劇情犯駁,唔合理,只係為咗推進故事,但瑕不掩瑜。
14. 先講女二,背景資料極少,屋企人或其他嘢完全冇提。套戲講到好白,一開頭女二已經講印度傳說有個妓女叫Vasumitra(亦係第一幕嘅名),男人同佢搞完就變虔誠佛教徒。女一話,咁都得?女二話,係呀,男人搞嘢時就好似嬰兒咁,渴望母親關愛,佢話由今日開始自己就係Vasumitra。講到明晒。
15. 留意兩個女仔都係新人(低成本嘛,況且演高中生),選角做得非常好,或者話導演指引得好。你見女二,就真係一個菩薩樣,慈祥咁笑住下海,普渡眾生,十分開心。雖然之前冇性經験,但對啲嫖客十分感恩,大家一齊分享人生,佢覺得自己做緊好嘅事,又有錢收可以實現去歐遊嘅夢想,做自己鍾意做嘅嘢,不知幾開心。
16. 呢度嘅對比,就係女一。女一家庭背景我地知道,喪母,老豆做警察,點睇都係慈父唔係獸父,日日車佢返學,冇虐待冇性侵,亦唔算過度管束,屋企環境亦唔差。對女一嚟講,性係污糟嘅(佢每次都要幫女二沖涼),啲男人係仆街嘅,只係佢實現去歐洲嘅手段,佢完全唔明女二做乜可以樂在其中,同啲嫖客分享人生,甚至叫埋一齊食飯,甚至鍾意埋個嫖客。但同時間,佢又只係坐享其成做中介人,從來唔會自己落場,只係自己好友女二去畀人搞,呢度你見到女一嘅虛偽。留意下女一嘅高傲,同女二一臉慈祥嘅對比。
17. 然後劇情發展落去,雖然劇情唔多合理,但你都知女二一定要死的,否則冇戲做。女二臨死前都想見返恩客,呀女一去搵恩客,恩客仲要叫女一畀佢上埋先制(初夜添喎)!真係十分之咁仆街抵死嘅橋段。呢套戲入面啲男人真係全部都面目可憎的。
18. 但當然,女二見唔到恩客就斷咗氣,去到呢度可以十分TVB。但呢套戲就安排女二絶對係含笑而終,菩薩聖母呀喂!女一完全唔明白。
詳細分析劇情—第二幕
19. 去到第二幕,更加離奇,但金基德並冇拍到獵奇(留意啲性交易嘅場面極少)。女一原本諗住燒咗本數薄,同埋啲錢,忘記過去。但佢諗返女二慈祥嘅遺容,忽然明白咗啲乜。呢度真係絶,但又唔令你覺得突兀。
20. 於是乎,女一就由一個原本覺得性交易好低賤嘅中產女仔,變成「菩薩二號」,約返晒啲舊客出嚟,同佢地做,甚至還返錢畀佢地!嫖客就固然係「仍難盡信我是這樣地無窮好運」,但亦都有拍到啲嫖客話終生都會幫佢地祈禱。於是乎女一就慢慢體會到女二嘅「使命」,繼承女二嘅遺志,嘩,生命影響生命呀,堅!不過我個人理解,與其話女一真係變成「菩薩二號」,我覺得佢係只係為咗故友/戀人。證據?佢原本應該係諗住約返晒數薄上面嘅人,就唔再做落去。
詳細分析劇情—第三幕
21. 你以為套戲拍性交易?唔係,去到呢度已經再冇性交易場面乜滯。然後就去到第三幕,冇錯係十分TVB的,差佬老豆嘢,在對面時鐘酒店望到自己個女(唔止,後來仲要 女一掉低數薄在草地畀佢執到,但成套戲拍得好你可以原諒呢啲嘢)。
22. 當然就係又迷惘又憤怒,「天呀我做錯乜點解你要咁對我由細到大我有乜冇比你?」(幸好都未咁TVB,冇呢啲對白,都話戲劇小說第一法則:show, don’t tell).但佢始終十分愛個女,甚至冇當面踢爆(呢啲先符合東亞家庭倫理嘛),結果佢就將啲憤怒發泄在啲嫖客身上
23. 打後,就係見到佢變身正義使者,自己去執法,羞辱甚至打啲嫖客,甚至殺埋人。但你以為變成復仇電影?又唔係喎。 (呢類「你以為乜乜乜,又唔係」係金基德電影嘅特色之一,你可以話佢善於玩弄啲觀眾,其實係嘲笑啲俗套橋段)
24. 睇到呢度其實係乜?就係孤星淚(都係差佬添)。一路落去,老豆越嚟越迷失,到底自己係in what position,去判斷個女做嘅嘢啱定錯?去判斷啲嫖客啱定錯?呢個社會嘅道德係乜?自己細由到大學嘅嘢係咪錯 —呢個先係套戲嘅主題!
25. 所以,就有咗最後返鄉下嘅一幕,先係全套戲同其他俗套戲唔同嘅地方。留意並唔係返到去大家BBQ(有蕃薯!)四四六六講晒,最後大家都冇講出口。但,十分巧妙地,老豆知道個女其實已經長大,自己唔應該再指指點點,錯嘅可能係自己嘅價值觀。最後自首,獲得心靈嘅救贖。嘩。咪就係孤星淚!
套戲攞獎好合理
26. 頭先提過,套戲計算相當準確。留意返套戲2004年,互聯網大盛(但未有Facebook),「韓流」亦都成型,明顯地外國人好有興趣知韓國社會嘅嘢,何況學生妹援交係全球現象。金基德聰明在加入埋啲宗教隱喻,最後孤星淚式嘅劇情,仲有「石頭」嘅比喻(下一段講),呢啲都係歐洲評審會睇得明嘅嘢。加上套戲拍韓國女仔,但又好聰明咁冇賣弄色情或胴體,啱晒啲歐洲假道學鹹濕阿叔(我話嘅)。
石頭 as a metaphor
27. 扮文青嘅話,就必要要講「石頭」。呢個「你地邊個冇罪嘅,就搵石頭掟佢吧!」嘅比喻太明顯。另外留意,真正嘅石頭,在套戲入面至少仲出現咗三次。
28. 首先,女一老豆去阻止啲嫖客車震,就真係在遠處掟石(都話慌死你唔明!)。另外,亦有一幕見到佢原本想用石頭打死個嫖客,最後亦有一個真係咁做。
29. 但更重重要係去到尾段,神來之筆。兩父女回鄉祭亡母,中途老豆架車畀石頭頂住,開唔到車,搞唔掂,索性瞓著(冇錯,唔多合理嘅情節)。點知個女自己落車去搞,移開咗啲石頭。老豆醒返,發現,得喎,開到車了。正係呢幕,就係交代「個女已經畀你想像中懂事,你唔好再阻住地球轉」
30. 然後去到最後,以車為喻,老豆教個女開車,亦都係用畫好嘅石頭(!)舖條路畀佢開。亦都慌死你唔明,一語雙關講到白:「之後嘅路就你自己走落去啦」,然後去咗自首。遠處嘅女一想開車過嚟,但又畀泥阻住,但大家知道,個喻意就係以後嘅落佢自己走落去。
最後講講金基德
31. 最後講一講金基德,因為我都唔打算再寫多篇《聖殤》。點講呢?正如我舊文寫,金基德亦係屬於好「型」嘅嗰種創作者,係一個「作者風格」好強嘅導演,或者話,有嗰種「以文章做為戰鬥武器」嘅精神。即係你可以好討厭佢,但你好難忽視佢在。
32. 金基德此人,就已經係一個傳奇。相信都唔少人知,首先佢冇乜點讀過書,甚至係初中都未讀完,亦係真正嘅窮人家庭出身。所以你見其實佢拍好多低下階層嘅嘢(但呢套冇),亦都拍工業,拍宗教,全部係佢成長嘅寫照(所以《聖殤》係佢代表作,三樣有齊)。我亦都肯定,佢影響咗無數後來嘅導演。
33. 金基德嘅電影,真係「作者風」,就係賣佢一個,探討人性。後期啲戲有啲有明星,但反而有明星嘅戲唔得。佢都係要玩育成,演員任佢舞先得。
34. 除咗主題,佢嘅戲仲有一個好大嘅特色:平,同埋快。度劇本可能耐,但拍係極快,早年試過一日(!)拍完。即使係拎獎無數嘅《聖殤》,都係十日搞掂,聽聞用咗七十萬港紙咋。留意拍《聖殤》時佢已經係國際名導,大把資源,但都係咁搞掂,你嗰啲日夜話冇資源冇時間冇錢嘅,真係應該慚愧。拍戲係可以好平嘅。
35. 最後,少不免講佢嘅私德。咁其實都死撚埋,你鍾意咪去拉脫維亞或者韓國堀佢出嚟鞭屍。不過在我嚟講呢個不值得討論,我認為作品成就同個人,係完全分開嘅。頂多你可以話佢完全侮辱咗「大師」呢兩個字,但不能影響你對佢作品嘅評價。照計好簡單嘅邏輯啫,你未知佢啲衰嘢時,明明就話啲戲好好睇。咁點可能到你知咗佢啲嘢,就變得唔好睇?
36. 有朋友仲講笑,話會唔會會場有一大班女權L示威。事實?我見到好多青春少艾睇,幾靚的說。
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「地獄空」攝影集即將在八月中元節前出版,由知名設計師與攝影家黃子欽設計,內附在下二位高徒精美繪製符咒、心經版畫書籤、愣嚴咒牌、尊勝咒語...等,感恩十方大德助印,希望疫情退散,平安喜樂,後記如下:
野放台灣五十餘年,貪狼獨坐,三方四正殺破狼格局,少年多舛,白手起家,隨展覽雲遊四海,如閒雲野鶴常持各類底片機流連廢墟、山川、宮廟忘返,遂設幻影堂自詡堂主,一日三省「凡所有相皆是虛妄」,常宅於暗房沖片放大通宵、鍾情黑白世界之單純,彩色照片俗世繽紛花俏做作甜美甚至比現實更現實故少拍也。知天命之年有餘,了悟人生一瞬、眨眼即逝,雖非仙人,亦無道骨,初聞離垢地生清淨心,但離華嚴「不動地」尚遠,待修持也。
2017年盛暑拍畢《巨神連線》,心律不整差點心肌梗塞向閻羅王報到,意識死神隨伺在側,人生苦短,如何了生脫死、盡斷煩惱、無所罣礙、遠離顛倒……總不得解,蒙釋迦摩尼佛開示飆淚三晝夜,聞佛法數載始知自我渺如塵埃,甚感慚愧。閒暇乃參訪名寺古剎,禮敬焚香佛陀菩薩羅漢諸神天仙王爺媽娘,台灣宮廟千奇百怪、宗派錯綜複雜(佛教、道教、一貫道、天主教、基督教、齋教、回教&大同教、儒教鑾堂、天帝教&天德教、慈惠堂&勝安宮、軒轅教、道院、理教、萬國道德會、會靈山……)、神棍橫行(依人不依法、偶像崇拜、斂財、邪淫),因歷史變遷、社會動盪、政治鬥爭、意識形態等因素導致佛道混雜,但地獄造景稀少,後專注拍攝各殿閻王、判官、陰司、獄卒、七爺、八爺乃至一切罪人,各寺造景巧妙、耐人尋味,意境乖張溢於言表,造型扭曲非常人所能塑也,然匠心獨運、自成一格,專研西方藝術數十載方知真誠樸拙最美,絲毫不輸喬托(Giotto di Bondone,1267~1337)乃至米開朗基羅(Michelangelo Di lodovico Buonarroti Simoni 1475 ~ 1564)矣。
創立於1986年的石門金剛宮風景優美可眺望北濱,雖主祀四面佛,儒釋道眾神尊也不含糊,可過七星橋解厄、繞行五百黝黑羅漢敲鑼印心、跪拜亞洲最大臥佛涅槃像,安太歲自不在話下,甲子太歲爺雙眼長出手掌印象甚深,1994年經閻羅王指示廟公建造一條肚內設極樂世界及陰曹地府之神龍,行走暗黑通道觸動感應機關,只見面容猙獰受刑者呼天搶地喊冤、身邊盡是血肉糢糊殘肢敗屍腦漿塗地,十殿閻羅各司其職、威儀攝人。新北市林口區青嶺湖北文紫祥宮包公廟則以壁面彩塑地獄浮雕獨步全台,粉嫩色彩搭配卡漫風格,尤為造型簡直恐怖到可愛透頂,該廟主祀森羅殿閻羅天子包拯(包青天),陽世冤屈者可至此參拜祭解,求破懸案者眾,逢中元普渡皆以紙紮船渡亡魂至彼岸,全台唯一閻羅天子巨像籌備中,四周環繞墓地,適合修不淨觀也。台灣首尊彰化八卦山大佛旁南天宮(1971)地府則是首座電動地府,規模精小但驚嚇度破表,略顯破敗但五光十色仍蠻凶悍,出自已故台南大道長金登富之作,而電動神明起始可追溯至1960年代北港朝天宮。倒是嘉義水上鄉白人牙膏觀光工廠「戴相府」、「將軍府」設置十殿地府出乎意料之外,乾淨亮麗、ㄧ殿ㄧ間、簡單樸實。由高雄蓮潭龍虎塔龍口入內可見全臺唯一交趾陶地獄牆面,尊尊栩栩如生,續入龍身乃進聞聲救苦白衣觀音大士三十三化身浮雕隧道,造型設色甚為古錐。高雄大岡山超峰寺入口處「西方三聖蓮池海會」(阿彌陀佛、觀世音菩薩、大勢至菩薩巨像)旁設靜態十殿閻羅(1970年代初),雖略為陳舊然韻味猶存,續往上行可抵「證菩提道-釋迦如來應化事迹」雕塑園區,一攬世尊畢生精華。如來年邁時,琉璃國王為報長期被釋迦族輕蔑之傲慢心,世尊雖三次單獨伽跌坐 阻擋大軍進攻之路,但因緣果報無法逆轉,昔日婢女所生王子瞋恨無以復加,還是滅了祖國。自持神通第一目犍連不忍無辜百姓慘遭屠殺,遂以缽盛救度五百族人,最終卻化為血水,佛言神通廣大仍不敵千百劫業力,因緣果報屢試不爽。其母死後墜入餓鬼道飢餓難耐,目犍連遂展神通救渡,但所食尚未入口皆化為赤火,佛陀囑咐農曆七月十五日僧眾解安居自恣日,於盆中設甘露美食供養十方僧眾,因此超度亡母。後世「盂蘭盆法會」乃至「水懺法會」、「瑜珈焰口法會 」皆為消業障、斷塵垢之超渡儀軌,既渡亡魂也自懺悔。
台南麻豆代天府規模宏大、造型豔麗,不但可遊十八層地獄尚可逛天堂(1979年興建,1983年開放),燈光絢爛、聲響駭人,獨自漫步宛如觀落陰、地獄走一回。先過「心頭山」、入「清心池」、進「陰陽界」、抵「交簿廳」、達「鬼門關」、遊「補經所」、探「枉死城」、行「奈何橋」,至ㄧ殿泰廣王照「孽鏡台」現造惡原形,睹抱柱、火床等小地獄。二殿楚江王開「陰查簿 」判案定奪,觀糞尿泥、餓鬼、舞池、寒冰、膿血、鞭韃、舌犁、劍葉、戟腹拋接、砧截……等小地獄。三殿宋帝王刑罰為倒吊、銅鐵刮臉、挖眼、搗樁、倒烤、吸血、穿肋、抽筋、蛆蛀等小地獄……兼遊「四生(胎、卵、濕、化)回魂府」。四殿五官王掌管腰斬、拔舌、沸湯、刺嘴、剝皮、箭樹、車崩、射眼……等十六小地獄。隨五殿森羅王豋「望鄉臺」回眸親人最終眼後觀擊膝、誅心、刀山、飛刀火石……小地獄。六殿卞城王別稱「大叫喚大地獄」,轄火牛、虎啖、噬腎、鉗嘴含鍼、釘喉、磨摧、砍頭……等小地獄。七殿泰山王為「熱惱大地獄」,窺烙手指、抽腸、頂石蹲身、油釜滾烹、割舌穿腮……等十六小地獄。八殿都市王掌管「大熱惱大地獄」兼火狗、鐵汁、鐵蛇、鋸劈斷肢、釘板、灸脊、鐵丸、磅秤……等小地獄。九殿平等王直轄十八層「阿鼻大地獄」,直透地心、內中陰森、不見五指、滿溢地漿,皆為極犯,另轄紫赤毒蛇鑽孔、夾頂、鐵鴉、針雨、蜂蠍……等小地獄。至十殿輪轉王上「觀生臺」、「轉劫所八司」(查驗司 、稽善司 、考過司 、恩怨司 、壽命司 、支配司、掌劫司 、授生司)後至「孟婆亭」飲「醧忘湯」忘盡前塵往事,依前世功德過金、銀、玉、石、木、竹六種橋樑至「轉輪臺(紫河車)」入六道輪迴轉生投胎。據《十八泥犁經》記載,人過世後七七四十九天為「中陰生」,經閻羅王審判善惡業力判定去留或懲罰百千萬劫,犯五逆重罪則墮入「無間地獄(阿鼻地獄)」永劫不復。地藏王乃幽冥教主,統轄十殿閻羅,逢三曹普渡便在各殿設「講道所」超度尚存善根之鬼魂。
人類居於五趣(阿修羅、人、傍生、餓鬼、地獄)雜居地五濁惡世之堪忍世界,犯十惡業(殺生、偷盜、邪淫、妄語、兩舌、惡口、綺語、貪慾、嗔恚、愚痴)者必墮三趣惡道。如何出「三界」(欲界、色界、無色界)二十八天?凡人無此意識,別說能破「十二因緣」(無明、行、識、名色、六入、觸、受、愛、取、有、生、老死)還滅門,更別想斷除「四聖諦」(苦、集、滅、道)集地八十一品見惑與八十八使思惑(五利使-身見、邊見、邪見、見取見、戒禁取見、五鈍使-貪、瞋、癡、慢、疑),了悟「五蘊」(色、受、想、行、識)本空、「十二入」(眼、耳、鼻、舌、意、色、聲、香、味、觸、法)空、「十八界」空,破俱生我執與分別我執、法執甚至空執,生十一處「善心所」(信、精進、慚、愧、無貪、無瞋、無痴、輕安、不放逸、行捨、不害),降二十六處「惡心所」(貪、瞋、癡、慢、疑、惡見、忿、恨、覆、惱、嫉、慳、誑、諂、害、憍、無慚、無愧、掉舉、惛沉、不信、懈怠、放逸、失念、散亂、不正知),須知善根斷盡則陷永劫輪迴、無垠轉世之苦。
地獄可能空滅嗎?若地獄空乏人間多鬼怪,地獄淨空世間何嘗非淨土?若能證空性何處現地獄?
地獄曠古來便廣泛流傳各部族間,老死生滅為自然運行之基礎、宇宙意識之核心,然今文明昌盛如咱城邦並非慾望消弭之所,惡性所及實無可根除,礙於憲法國家法律社會軍隊企業公司學校家庭團體之層層束縛不亞於十八層,乃遁於壓抑、束己情懷,暗埋心底、日久貪嗔痴慢疑怨噌會疊穢。而六塵未熄,心多妄念,妖魔鬼怪魑魅魍魎孤魂閃靈出沒於荒郊乃至人間,會靈於曠野密林以增性靈乃出世高人修煉之舉,我等凡人擅闖宛如迪士尼般之人造地獄,三魂七魄尚不足以出竅,驚邪恐怖淒厲猙獰倒滿足了自以為是的慚愧,豈不謬哉?
病毒肆虐年半有餘,全球確診者逼近一億八千萬,枉死者近四百萬,堪比戰爭規模,望眾生發慈悲心、令往生者安息、善待其他物種、平等有情眾生。地獄本空,唯妄念生起一切羨慕嫉妒恨而地獄現前。盡以此書作為世界新冷戰獨裁者、超限戰者、暗網駭客、陰險狡猾冷嘲熱諷落井下石者之良知備忘錄矣。
姚瑞中寫於2021年端午節
Postscript
I have been living recklessly in Taiwan for more than fifty years. According to Zi Wei Dou Shu (Purple Star Astrology), Tan Lang is the sole star in my house of Self. This star, which represents xxx, forms an equilateral triangle with that star Qi Sha and Po Jun on the square chart and constitutes a Sha Po Lang pattern. The pattern indicates a kind of turbulence and change, a life of wandering with ups and downs and it tells a lot about my life. After my ill-fated youth, I started from scratch and traveled around the world with exhibitions that I participated. Like a flaneur, I wandered around ruins, nature, and temples with every type of film camera obliviously. Thus, I founded the Hall of Illusion and claimed to be the master of the hall. Several times a day, I pondered a quote from the Diamond Sutra, “Everything with form is unreal.” In addition, I usually stayed in the darkroom developing film and enlarging those negatives overnight. However, I treasured the simplicity of the black and white world. The earthly, gaudy, garish, phony and pleasing qualities within colored photos make the images even more realistic than the real world. It is not my cup of tea, so I seldom took colored photos. In Confucian thought, the age of fifty marks the stage knowing the mandate of Heaven. I am now at my fifties and realize how ephemeral human life is. However, I am not an immortal, nor having sagelike characteristics. I just learned that the stage of stainless (the second bhūmi) and develop a pure mind that is free from doubt and defilement. However, I’m still far from the immovable state and need to practice.
In the summer of 2017, after filming the work Incarnation, I experienced a severe heart rhythm problem which almost triggered myocardial infarction and could have killed me. Consequently, I realized that death was waiting for me and the life is too short to figure out how I can liberate myself from the cycle of Birth and Death. I couldn’t comprehend how to be free from all afflictions and worries and how to avoid delusive ideas. I wept for three days and nights after being enlightened by Shakyamuni Buddha. Up to the moment, I felt ashamed that I failed to realize that the self is as insignificant as dust after these years learning and practicing Buddhism. Since then, I have visited famous temples and monasteries in my spare time, worshiping Buddha, Bodhisattvas, arhats, and all the deities and immortals. Taiwan’s temples are myriad with a enormous number of sects, including Buddhism, Taoism, Yiguandao, Catholicism, Christianity, Chinese religions of fasting, Islam& Baháʼí Faith, Confucianism, Tiandiism& Tian-De Teachings, Xiwangmu cult, Yellow Emperor Sect, Precosmic Salvationism, Liism, World Wide Ethical Society, séance cult, etc. Some people even claim that they can mediate communication between the deities or spirits of the dead with human beings, having their believer rely on themselves instead of the orthodox dharma or dogma and pay excessive respect and admiration for the mediums or objects, accumulating wealth through such an unfair means or even harassing their believer sexually. Due to Taiwan’s historical changes, social turbulence, political struggles, and ideological issues, Buddhism and Taoism are somehow mixed. However, there are few emphases on the concept of the hell. As I took photographs of Yama of each court, judges, wardens of the underworld, jailers, General Fan and Hsieh (the ghost escorts) and all sinners, I found few temples cleverly created hellish scenes that are intriguing, exaggerating, and extraordinary. However, the creations are unparalleled unique. I have been studying Western arts for decades and then I came to realize that simplicity makes the most beautiful works of art. These hellish scenes can even compete with works of Giotto di Bondone (1267-1337) and Michelangelo Di lodovico Buonarroti Simoni (1475-1564).
Jingang Temple Shimen District, founded in 1986, overlooks the beautiful North shore. Although the temple is mainly dedicated to Phra Phrom (the Thai representation of Mahabrahma), spirits of Confucianism, Buddhism, and Taoism can also be founded in the temple. The worshipper can go cross the Seven Star bridge to relieve bad luck, walk along the five hundred arhat statues and knock on the gong to affirm one’s Buddha nature. Furthermore, the worshipper can also prostrate themself before Asia’s largest statue of Buddha in Nirvana (the Reclining Buddha statue) and pacify the Taoist Tai Sui deity of the year. I was impressed by the Jia-Zi Tai Sui General that a pair of palms grow out of his eyes. In 1994, the biō-kong (the person taking charge of the temporal affairs of a temple) received a divine inspiration from Yama (the King of Hell) that he had to build a sacred hall in the shape of a divine dragon, with the interior designed according to the World of Ultimate Bliss and the Underworld. When the visitor walks in the dark hallway, they will see the tortured people (dioramas, of course) scrunching their faces and crying bitterly and loudly in excessive grief as the visitor triggers the mechanism. One will even find them in the midst of flesh, body liquid and blood, mutilated limbs, and rotten corpses. While each of the ten Yamas are focusing on their own duties, showing their sacred dignity that collect visitors’ attention. The Baogong Temple in Linkou District, New Taipei City exclusively features colorful depiction of hellish scenes in relief in Taiwan. With its pastel shades and cartoon-like style, the relief is both grotesque and adorable at the same time. This temple is dedicated to Bao Zhen (also known as Justice Bao) representing the incarnation of Yama. Living people who have been treated unjustly can come worshipping Bao Gong and receive exorcism. Therefore, many people come here for seeking to solve unsolved cases. In Zhongyuan Festival (the ghost festival), the temple will burn the Zhizha (paper craft) boat to ferry the ghosts to the other shore, which is the shore of enlightenment. The only giant statue of Yama in Taiwan is still in the making. The temple is surrounded by a cemetery, suitable for meditating on the loathsomeness and impurity. Nantian Temple (1971), located next to the Eight Trigram Mountains Buddha in Changhua, features the first animatronic underworld. Despite the small size, the animatronic underworld is intensely shocking. Though it’s slightly worn, the colorful dioramas are still brutally ferocious. The creator was the late venerable Dao Zhang (Taoist priest) Jing Deng-fu while the origin of animatronic deities can be traced back to the 1960s Beigang Chaotian Temple. On the contrary, the Whiteman Toothpaste Tourism Factory in Shuishang Township, Chiayi, features ten Yamas with individual booth. The place is unexpectedly clean and polished yet keeps a simple and modest tone. Then, the Dragon Pagoda of the Dragon and Tiger Pagodas at Lotus Lake in Zuoying, Kaohsiung, holds the only relief of hellish scenes made of Kochin ceramic. All the figures are vivid and life-like. If one goes further into the pagoda, they will see a relief tunnel of the thirty-three incarnations of the white-robed form of Guanyin (Avalokiteśvara) on a white lotus, with a lovely and interesting design. Another Hall of Yama is built in the 1970s next to the entrance of Dagangshan Chaofeng Temple, located in the Alian District of Kaohsiung. Visitors will also see three statues of the Three Holy Ones of the Western Pureland (Amitābha, Avalokiteśvara, Mahāsthāmaprāpta) which assemble at a lotus pond. Although the hellish scene looks somewhat antiquated, you may still find its previous charm. If one goes further, they will reach the sculptural garden of “Attaining the Bodhi Way: the Incarnation of Sakyamuni Buddha,” where the visitor can see the essence of Bhagavato’s (meaning the Blessed one, one of the common epithets for Buddha) life. When Tathāgata (another epithet for Buddha) was old, the king of Kosala wanted to avenge the arrogance of the tribe of Shakyas who had long despised him, regarding him as a son of a maiden. Although Buddha has sat in lotus position alone three times to stop the army from attacking his tribe. However, one can never reverse the cause and following karma. The prince born of a maiden was so furious that he eventually destroyed his homeland. Maudgalyāyana (one of the Buddha’s closest disciples), who is said to have had supernatural abilities that surpassed the other disciples, could not bear to see the slaughter of innocent people. Thus, he saved five hundred people of his tribe with a pātra (an eating utensil of Buddhist monks). Unfortunately, everything he did was in vain, those who were saved eventually turned into a puddle of blood. The Buddha said that the supernatural abilities cannot surpass the power of karma. The cause and effect work all the time. When Maudgalyāyana’s mother fell into the path of hungry ghost, he used his supernatural abilities to save his mother from hunger. However, all the food turned into fire before being fed to his mother. Later, the Buddha commanded the monks to put nectar and dishes in a basin on the 15th day of the seventh month in the lunar calendar for the monks from all directions to free his mother from reincarnation. In later times, the Ullambana Dharma Service, the Compassionate Samadhi Water Repentance, and the Yoga Collection for Feeding the Searing Mouths Dharma Service are rituals to eliminate karmic hindrance and to cease to worldly delusions. Through such practices, one can free the dead as well as confess their repentance.
Madou Daitian Temple is a magnificent and colorful temple in Tainan. Not only can the worshippers visit the eighteen levels of Hell but also the Heaven (it was built in 1979 and inaugurated in 1983) here. The lighting and sound effects are stunning and frightening. When walking alone in the space, one may feel like taking a Guan Luo Yin trip (a Taoist necromancy which leads people’s spirits to hell and communicate with the dead ones) to visit the underworld prison. Before arriving the first court of the underworld, the visitor will walk through the Mountain of Heart Summit, the Pure Heart Pond, the Frontier between the Living and the Dead Realms, the Soul Registry Hall, the Portico of Demons, the Center for Complementary Teaching of Canonical Books, the Citadel of Premature Death, and the Bridge of Vanity. When one arrives at the first court, they will see King Chin-guang, who is in charge of the court, using the Mirror of Retribution to show the earthly form of evil creatures and also witness the sub-hell of Pillar-Holding and Fire Bed, etc. At the second court, King Chu-jiang collates the register of sins the souls of the dead have committed to impose the punishments. Here, you will see the sub-hell of Excrement and Urine, Hungry Ghost, Burning Dance Floor, Ice, Pus and Blood, Whipping, Tongue-Raking, Sword Blade, Stomach-Piercing, Chopping, etc. Next, the dead at the third court, ruled by King Song-di, will receive the punishments including inversion tortures, face-skinning with steel and copper knife, eye-wrenching, pounding, blood-sucking, rib-piercing, roasting, tendon-taking, being eaten by maggots. The visitor can pay a visit to the Palace of Soul-Resuscitation for the Four Forms of Creatures (birth from an egg, birth from a womb, birth from moisture, and birth by transformation). King Wu-guan is in charge of the fourth court. There are sixteen sub-hells at the fourth court including Waist Chop, Tongue Removal, Boiling Pond, Mouth-stabbing, Skin-peeling, Sword Tree, Burning Wheels and Cart, Eye-shooting, etc. Next, at the fifth court, sinful souls are allowed to ascend the Tower of Hometown-Viewing to take a final look of their family. The visitor will witness sub-hells of Knee-striking, Heart-slicing, Blade Mountain, Flying Swords and Burning Stones, etc. The King of Bian City takes charge of the sixth court, which is also known as the “Great Hell of Screaming,” with sub-hells including Fire Cattle, Tiger-Biting, Kidney-Eating, Mouth-Poking, Throat-Nailing, Iron Mill, Decapitation, etc. The King of Tai-shan is in charge of the seventh court, the “Great Hell of Heat and Fire.” The sixteen sub-hells at this court include Finger-Searing, Bowel-Hauling, Stone-Bearing, Boiling Oil, Tongue-Removal and Cheek-Piercing, etc. Next, the King Du-shi is in charge of the eighth court, the “Great Hell of Intense Fire and Heat,” and the sub-hells including Fire Dogs, Molten Iron, Iron Snakes, Dismemberment, Steel Spikes, Burning-Marrow, Iron Ball, Scale, etc. The ninth court is ruled by the King Ping-deng. It is known as the biggest court, Avici Hell (the Hell of Incessant Suffering), which if the lowest level of the hell realm and the interior is gloomily and terrifyingly dark. Those who committed the most serious evil deed will be sent to the Avici Hell. Sub-hells such as Poisonous Snake, Brain-Removal, Crow-Gnawing, Raining Needles, Wasps and Scorpions are included at this court. After arriving the tenth court, ruled by the Great King of the Reincarnation Palace, one can visit the “Observatory of Life on earth” and the “eight bureaus of the Reincarnation Palace” (including the Bureau of Judicial Control, the Bureau of Good-Actions, the Bureau of Bad-Actions, the Bureau of Debts, Gratitude, and Vengeance, the Bureau of Longevity and Destiny, the Bureau of Familial Ties, the Bureau of the Reincarnated, and the Bureau of Birth). The sinful one will be sent to the Pavilion of Mengpo and made to drink the Soup of Forgetfulness to forget all past affairs. According to the sinful one’s merits of previous life, they will go across one of the six bridges (gold, silver, jade, stone, wood, bamboo) to the “Reincarnation-Wheel (Wheel on the Crimson River).” Finally, one is able to reborn in the six realms. According to the Aṣṭadaśa nāraka sutra ( the Eighteen Hells Sutra), after one passes away, they will enter an intermediate and transitional state between death and rebirth, known as antarābhava in Sanskrit, for forty-nine days. The being will be evaluated by Yama, who will decide if one should get reborn or get punished at the hell. Those who committed the Five Grave Offenses (killing one’s father, killing one’s mother, killing an Arhat, shedding the blood of a Buddha, and creating a schism within the community of Buddhist monks and nun who practice for attaining enlightenment.) will be sent to the Avici Hell and stay there eternally. Kṣitigarbha is the Lord of the Nether World, ruling the ten court of Hell. The lord will set up the “Hall of Teaching” at each court to salvage those sinful ones who still obtain few merits at the offering rituals.
Human beings live the Sahā world (sahāloka in Sanskrit, meaning “endurance of suffering,” a concept of mundane world in Mahāyāna Buddhism) where they share with other reincarnations (including beings of the hells, of the preta, and of malevolent nature spirits) with five turbidities (the Kalpa turbidity, the view turbidity, the affliction turbidity, the living beings turbidity, and the life turbidity). Those who commit the ten evil deeds (killing, stealing, adultery, lying, using immoral language, slandering, equivocating, coveting, anger, and false views) must fall into the three evil paths (animals, preta, and hell). However, how can one escape from the three realms/ twenty-eight heavens (including the six heavens of the desire realm, the eighteen heavens of the form realm, and the four heavens of the formless realm)? Worldly people who don’t have such an awareness cannot leave the cycle of the twelve nidanas (meaning causes or motivations), let alone eliminate the eighty-one afflictions (that have been produced due to misunderstanding regarding reality) and the eighty-eight illusions (including five afflictions of advanced practitioners, also known as five views: view of self, extreme view, evil view, view of attachment to views, and view of morality; and five unintelligent temptations: desire, anger, stupidity, arrogance, and doubt) of thought within the three realms and four Arya satyas (noble truths, including suffering, arising, ending, and path). They cannot realize that the essence of the five skandhas (referring to aggregates of clinging, including the matter of form, sensation, recognition, mental formation, and consciousness) , the twelve ayatana (meaning sense base, including six internal bases: eye, ear, nose, tongue, body, and mind and six external bases: visible objects, sound, odor, taste, touch, and mental objects), and the eighteen dhātavah (meaning compositional elements of human existence, including six consciousness, six faculties, and their objects) are the emptiness and the void. Furthermore, they cannot dispel the two reasons for clinging to the idea of the self and the attachment to elemental constructs and even believe in the two (false) tenets that that karma and nirvana are not real and that the ego and phenomena are real. As a consequence, they fail to develop the eleven wholesome mental factors (faith, energy, conscience, being ashamed, non-attachment, non-aggression, non-delusion, calmness, equanimity, conscientiousness, and non-injuriousness) and cease the sixteen unwholesome mental factors (desire, greed, anger, delusion, arrogance, doubt, wrong view, wrath, enmity, hypocrisy, vexation, jealousy, parsimony, deceit, flattery, harming, ambitiousness, stupidity, lacking of faith, idleness, being unrestrained, forgetting, distraction, non-discernment, ). One must bear in mind that once all our virtuous roots are discontinued, they will be trapped in the never-ending reincarnation and the suffering of infinite continuity.
Is it possible that the hell will be empty one day? If the beings in hell will become extinct while evil spirits inhabit the mundane world, the world could be considered as a pure land. If we could witness the nature of the void, then hell will exist no more.
Since ancient times, the concept of hell has been widely spread among all tribes. Aging, death, beginning, and end are the basis of nature and the core of cosmic consciousness. However, the prosperous civilization as our island is not a place where desire can be eliminated. It’s impossible to eradicate evil nature. Since fetters brought by the constitution, the state, the law, society, the military, corporations, schools, families, and groups are not less than the eighteen levels of hell, the mortals repress themselves, bury their feelings. Day after day, greed, anger, stupidity, arrogance, doubt, and resentment are stacking. However, since the six dust (visible objects, sound, odor, taste, touch, and mental objects) has not yet been extinguished, people in the mundane world are still full of delusions. The demons, devils, evil spirits, and the wondering dead exist in the wilderness, while only advanced practitioners with transcendent would attempt to make contact with the dead in the wasteland and forest. Worldly people like us trespass in Disneyland-like man-made hell. It is absurd and ridiculous that the hellish scenes cannot stop us from perpetrating evil deeds, but the horrific and cruel scenes yet satisfy our self-righteous shame.
The pandemic has been boiling over for more than a year and a half. The number of infected patients worldwide is nearly a hundred and eighty million, and the death toll has risen to four million, which is equivalent to a war crisis. I hope that we can all be compassionate, give peace to the dead, treat all sentient beings well and equally. The hell is innately empty; however, deluded and misleading thoughts would give rise to all jealousy and hatred and then manifest the hell before us. This book merely serves as a memorandum of conscience for dictators of the world’s new cold war, supporters of unrestrained warfare, dark web hackers, and those who are cunning and contemptuous and maltreat others when knowing they have problems.
June 2021,
Yao Jui-chung
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【#瘋索寓言】三隻小豬 故事全文
作者:游否希 大內總管 小花朵 谷哥
從前從前......
有三隻小豬,分別是豬大哥、豬二弟、豬小弟,豬大哥是最懶散的,豬二哥是有點懶但又有點勤奮,豬小弟是三兄弟中最勤奮的一位。
有一天豬小弟走進了森林裡想要去砍柴,在路途中,他遇到了正在被大野狼追趕的小紅帽,見義勇為的豬小弟拿起斧頭,朝大野狼的腳砍下去,大野狼因此進了加護病房,小紅帽對豬小弟動心了,於是找了一個理由借住豬小弟家一晚,希望藉此增進兩人的距離。
隔天,小紅帽跟豬小弟起個大早,家裡的木柴又要用光了,豬小弟要去山上砍柴,一開門外面突然下起了暴風雪,但還是必須去砍柴,結果砍柴砍到一半的豬小弟,就被凍死了,小紅帽在家裡等了好久,等不到豬小弟回來,於是小紅帽跑去森林裡面看,發現豬小弟已變成冰雕,傷心欲絕的小紅帽在森林裡走著走著,看見了豬二哥在砍柴,小紅帽淚眼汪汪發抖著看著豬二哥,豬二哥見狀立即鑽木取火讓小紅帽變得很溫暖,所以小紅帽就換跟豬二哥在一起。
失去了家裡唯一經濟來源的豬小弟,於是豬媽媽選擇成為地方媽媽來賺錢,同時請豬大哥及豬二哥出去找工作。
十個月之後,大野狼的傷勢漸漸康復,但他心中充滿仇恨,他想對豬小弟報復!打聽之後發現,豬小弟已經死亡,以及豬大哥在醫院附近工作,於是大野狼將目標轉往豬大哥身上。
有一天,應酬完的豬大哥走在暗黑的道路上,碰見了大野狼,看見大野狼手中拿著豬小弟砍傷他的斧頭,非常害怕的他跑著跑著,跑到了一個死巷,想拿起Nokia3310求救時,發現沒了訊號,突然之間,聽到了一個水聲,炭治郎出現了!他使用水之呼吸壹之型,順利的斬下大野狼的頭,發現,他的頭竟然慢慢的在消失,原來,大野狼是鬼啊,豬大哥很感謝鬼殺隊,邀請炭治郎回家吃飯,也把豬二哥及小紅帽叫來了。
夜晚即將迎接暮晨的時候,炭治郎醒來,他想要把他妹妹禰豆子也叫醒,結果豬二哥看見漂亮的禰豆子,心生歹念,於是他慢慢地靠近了禰豆子,拿起他的哀鳳12,打開抖音,問禰豆子說,可不可以一起跳,Baby今晚打老虎~禰豆子點點頭後,兩個人就在拍抖音。
從動物森有會下班的豬媽媽回到家,看見家裡有新的客人,在閒聊的過程中,得知大野狼差點又要殺死自己的兒子,幸好有炭治郎即時救援,豬媽媽決定為他們去去霉氣,所以出去外面買了好幾碗豬腳麵線,一起吃了麵線後,豬大哥突然肚子強烈的劇痛,炭治郎發現有異狀,馬上背著豬大哥跑到醫院檢查,發現豬大哥得了癌症......是大腸癌,醫生說豬大哥的生命所剩無幾,從家裡飆車來的豬媽媽難過地將把大哥載了回家,回到家後豬媽媽就跟豬大哥說,這段日子其實也辛苦你了,你的生命也剩下一個月的時間,那你就好好體驗一下,媽媽的愛。
生命所剩無幾的大哥決定要當YouTuber,記錄他生命中最後的一個月。
拍了一個禮拜後,他發現YouTuber並沒有那麼好當,豬大哥想放棄了,豬媽媽告訴他,你要堅持下去,就算只有一個月,你還是要活得很精彩。
豬二哥敲了門走了進來,但旁邊帶的並不是小紅帽而是禰豆子,於是豬二哥就跟豬大哥說,既然你想成為YouTuber,我來陪你好了,於是他們就一起開始經營YouTube,他們扮起了柯南,成為踢爆型的YouTuber,地方媽媽看了很欣慰,覺得這兩兄弟為同一件事情努力,在YouTube也賺了些許分潤,地方媽媽就辭掉了工作,在家養老,豬大哥跟豬二哥接了超多的業配,賺了很多錢,媽媽非常的開心,在家裡翹著腳,磨著腳皮,看著他們的影片,從此三個人一起過著幸福快樂的日子。
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Lyrics/ RFD戰隊
Prod. Karmo Beats
錄混Record/mastering: Harz
封面設計Cover Design:David煞七
特別感謝贊助:林小白 Richard Lin
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The Candyman 糖果人 : https://instagram.com/varissuothecandyman?igshid=1ksokw0clg7x1
我是那荒漠中的戰士
曾經的我已不再
越戰越勇才是
英雄的生存氣概
I’m flushing and kicking
In this survival game
No one on top of me
Of shining and grinding
致我最好的戰友
曾經的我們共同進退
如今形同陌路
把對方都當成累贅
Once seen as friend
But look what you’ve done to me
Friendship fades out and collapse
Nothing left but only betrayal
你他媽別想靠過來 邊邊沾 woah
我有自己的出路 我自己來做抉擇 no
總是以你的量尺來測試我
我想也該是時候走出這套規矩喽
You wanna game game with me
Well then let me tell y’all da thang
No need fakers in this scenario
The only enemy, always me, myself, and I!
Okra 秋葵 : https://instagram.com/lookredbj4?igshid=1xe63o0conxcc
他問我為何流淚
為何那麼憔悴
因為我昨晚聽我寶貝對著他叫寶貝
他真的好會
默默把我灌醉
然後趁我不留神他帶她回家蓋了棉被
他竟然還說我小氣亂發脾氣
反而對我發脾氣要我小心
到底哪來的臉在那裡發神經
總是兄弟的背後動歪腦筋
喔對了 兄弟就到這了 看你那麼失敗我也是醉了
我何止是醉了 我還整個矇了 當初信任你的我是瞎了
嗯...... 到底發生什麼事了 整個劇本都崩塌了 我想要對你說聲FUCK
因為我女友被你FUCK
Lil Psycho : https://instagram.com/wwwwwwwj13?igshid=xkn98fph1qef
同樣的事情還要發生幾遍
對你的信任早已被時間抹滅
不太想管身邊的人對你的評價與褒貶
但你的行為真的值得讓人討厭
在背後捅刀子
說兄弟你也懂笑死
有困難就總消失
最後來句臭婊子
這就是你對你兄弟的態度
不要太酷
看我再飛得更高妳還在原地邁步
幾年沒見了還是一個德性
不懂你除了家庭還有什麼好春風得意
身邊沒幾個真的homie
因為你的心機都抽離
還以為綠茶是你表親
太多的謊言全沒忘記
真的覺得噁心畢竟
曾經對待你也真心真意
才發現掏心掏肺才不是真理
人要互相才有一片天地
懂了嗎bitch
Peter Lin : https://instagram.com/peterlin0111?igshid=12akqsmbeojw4
大家都口口聲聲 的說著兄弟
但你們 根本不重情也不重義
約出來喝酒也把我當空氣
你們小心別逼我把你給通緝
Bro 讓我再叫你一聲bro
我不想再容忍 看看你自己闖的禍
慢慢的慢慢的看清事實她媽真的殘酷
我必須要把事情講清楚免得你反撲
你說你感觸 很深 我不太相信
借錢的難處 賭博 聽你在放屁
那些年的感情都看清為何你很安靜
因為你想散心偷找我馬子出去亂親
你真是高手 應該說你這小狗
你長得好醜 我只是說說實話 抱歉跳梁的小丑
Yah 我現在斬草除根
你們就別再繼續堅持 繼續竄逃苦撐
Eason Lin: https://instagram.com/easonlin_0619?igshid=5yadsebe40q1
說真的跟我稱兄道弟也就那幾個
但是說到假兄弟我就永遠記得
記得剛認識時我們頻率蠻合
互相幫忙沒再閒麻煩的
怎麼到現在就沒再聯絡
因為他的朋友都是錢多
他的朋友不嫌多
關於那種利益的偏頗
就是沒有義氣的舔狗
Woha woha
破 欸 怎麼這樣子 看你落魄的不像個樣子
像個迷路的浪子 這種兄弟他媽不要也罷
你爸當初應該要先結紮
沒錯 就是這麼嗆 接下來換我兄弟開始rolling
MR: https://instagram.com/gary91060006?igshid=1kk2byj5fp8d
還記得那個十年前懵懂的夏天
我們組了band 有了fans還到處去表演
那是屬於五月天的搖滾年代
要往前邁 永不言敗的精神陪我到現在
那個 時候我們每一天混在一起
討論音樂還有漂亮女孩直到天黑
翹課坐在頂樓偷抽煙的畫面還清晰
少年維特的煩惱像是地上堆滿的煙灰
後來我們都畢業了 總是該離別的
把我們的搖滾夢 在課桌椅上寫著
可是上了大學不知不覺又過了好幾個年頭
去英國鬼混的你卻從來不跟我聯絡
我反覆的說 你反覆的躲
我在感觸的秋 喝滿壺的酒
這個誓言碎成謊言的路我反骨的走
而你的嘲笑像對著我狂吠那滿坑滿谷的狗
曾經義無反顧的朋友現在卻反目成仇
Roze: https://instagram.com/rozefan_0523?igshid=1o3w8yvwiv4r9
為了名利 你選擇背叛
看著明細 我像個罪犯
忍著壓力 像站著被幹
曾經的兄弟情 全部退換
wait 說好的一起患難
先逃跑的是戰犯
曾經一起滑探探
探索哪個 妹子的臉先長歪掉
現在你只能拿場外票
還要我人氣要趕快掉
喔拜託了請你ㄊㄇ別拿俏
告訴你什麼叫做變通
我不用代打也能建功
喝著可樂玩著電動
什麼遊戲守望先鋒
你被利用兔死狗烹
現在是誰兄弟更多
等等我掃光那賠錢貨在跟你慢慢切磋
從來就沒想過在你身上撈到幾分利益
就連最簡單的原則你都能沒有義氣
我想改變你的思考邏輯標新立異
現在看誰比較落魄你服嗎弟弟
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