【天青色等煙雨,而我在等你】(English writing below)
我看著客人眼淚
滴滴答答的打在桌面上
筆記本
濕了
本子上的字
糊了
她的心酸
猶如洪泉遇到崩裂的堤壩
一波一浪的破牆而出
一個被愛情辜負的女子
看了真是心疼
我不由自覺的
想到了自己
你懂我的
像我這樣剛烈的女子
爲了愛情
我絕不退縮
祇是一個勇字
又豈能成事呢
童年
過得心驚膽顫
家裡常吵得
雞犬不寧
爸爸沒想要
把我生下
媽媽常說
要把我趕出去
我很努力讀書
我很努力做個乖孩子
我覺得我做得很好
人小小本事很大
但這些終究無法
讓我在美滿的家庭長大
多少個夜晚裡
我被媽媽打得
想奪門而出
永不再見
可是想到誰來照顧她
我又忍下來
我很恨
為何我命運不如人
第一次談戀愛時
我是多麼多麼的雀躍
內心裡的煙花
不斷地爆開
我終於等到了
不再是
沒人要的孩子了
我終於
值得有人愛了
初戀的絢麗
卻也如七彩美麗的煙花
一聲巨響後
就消失在漆黑的夜裡
他常常在我面前
提到他如何深愛著
他中學時的校花
她是如此的美好
有一次
這校花來我們的學校
他得知後
破課室的門而出
沒見到她
他哭了一整個星期
心中的不安
讓我常常與他吵架
三年零八個月裡
我不是一個好女友
服滿兵役後
他喜歡上大學迎新會
的一位混血兒
後來
我和一位校友打了幾次桌球
某夜
他在ICQ向我索吻
對他的印象
就一落千丈了
(你以為老娘在賤賣嗎?)
不久一位朋友告訴我
他約會的對象
不只我一個
我有一位
很好很好的朋友
我在新加坡時
他常陪我
深夜打桌球到清晨
聊佛法聊人生
一起上佛學班
一起學國標舞
從未有一個人
如此瞭解我的心
如此照顧著我
但無所不談的當兒
他也不斷告訴
這麼多年來
他如何愛念著
一個女孩
對她始終無法忘懷
我又輸給
活在記憶中的人了
我這一份單戀
長達兩年
很磨人很磨人很磨人
差一點走不出來
第二次談戀愛
他常在我面前提起
一個他追了半年追不到的女孩
他說
有一天一定要去問她
為什麼不選擇他
在家裡的毒打
並沒有隨著我成人
而停止
後來拜師學藝
卻因爲品德不良
被師父一句
「你不是我要找的人。」
斷然吃了閉門羹
那天我哭得痛徹心扉
覺得自己
好像是
個沒人要的孩子
方文山因爲
八百年前
宋徽宗皇帝御批的這句
「雨過天青雲破處」
而在周傑倫《青花瓷》裡
寫了『天青色等煙雨,而我在等你』
他說
愛情里最無力的無奈
就是「等待」
天青色得等待
不知何時會降的雨
雨停
積雲散去
朗朗晴空中
天青色才能顯現
如同我
只能被动而安静的
等待着
不知何时才会出现的妳。
慢慢的
我開始認為
我這輩子等不到了
月老應該沒幫我
綁上紅線
學佛多年後
忽然恍然大悟
一個道理
没有东西是必须拥有的
沒有它
也不代表自己的不足
愛情
是一個填不滿的慾望
所以愛情劇長紅
在2015年2月21日年初三,根本上師蓮生活佛在台灣中天綜合電視台的訪談中說:https://youtu.be/EPDxwSt6a5I (時間12:08)
「師尊本身的愛是這樣的。我既然愛她,就是要她幸福,不是要佔有她,這種愛不是佔有,其實愛不是佔有。如果愛是佔有的話,那就是屬於慾望。如果愛不是佔有,我是祝福她,雖然我愛她,她不愛我,她愛別人,我就祝福她。如果愛別人會比較幸福,我就祝福她。這種愛就不是佔有的愛。如果是佔有的愛,一定會產生痛苦。」
原來我真正在等的
是自己
自己的智慧開了
心變闊達時
才不會讓他人決定
自己幾時可以幸福
可以幸福多久
命運在我手中
怎麼走本來就是我說了算
我輕輕的拿起桌上的紙巾,遞給女客人。她一把鼻涕,一把眼淚的向我道謝。
借了師父慣用的笑話,我柔聲細語的說:「別哭,新加坡缺水,要哭要到蓄水池哭,這樣我們可以少看馬來西亞的臉色做人。」
她破涕而笑。
我再說:「我看了妳的八字,現在又看到妳真人,勸你跟我講話老實一點,要不然我幫不到妳。妳明明一直做人家的小三,還敢跟我哭沒有男人要和妳結婚?妳不也偷偷拿了他不少錢嗎?我看妳明明就是一張愛錢的臉。」
奉勸各位大俠,在我面前,若要用眼淚爲武器,請三思,因爲虛偽的,我必定拆你面具。
..........................
I looked at the teardrops of my client, pitter patter onto the table top. My client's notebook got wet. The words got muddled.
All the pains in her heart were like the angry river crushing through a broken dam, tearing down the walls as the tears flowed.
To see a lady being let down by love was indeed heart-breaking.
I couldn't help but thought of myself.
You know me. An unyielding character like mine will not shrink like a coward in the name of love. Alas, there are things in life that can't be accomplished solely with courage.
My childhood was filled with a lot of fear. There were often quarrels at home.
My dad didn't want me to be born. My mum often said she wanted to chase me out of the house.
I studied very hard. I did my utmost to be an obedient kid, and I thought I did very well as young child but I was already very capable. However, all these were not enough for me to grow up in a complete family.
So many nights, I got beaten up so badly by my mum that I wanted to just break out of the door and never to see her again. But the mere thought of nobody looking after her pulled me back.
I hated so much. Why wasn't my destiny comparable to other people?
When I first fell in love, I was so elated. The fireworks in my heart exploded non-stop. I finally found someone. I was no longer that child which nobody wanted. I was finally worthy of someone's love.
The splendour of first love, however, was as temporal as the rainbow-coloured fireworks. After a loud explosion, it vanished into the darkness of night.
He would often tell me in my face, how much he pined for and loved his secondary school crush, apparently the prettiest and most perfect girl in school.
Once, this campus belle came to our school. When he got wind of the news, he dashed out of the classroom. Failing to see her, he cried for one whole week.
My insecurity caused me to quarrel with him often. In those 3 years and 8 months, I wasn't a great girlfriend. After his NS, he got together with a girl of mixed blood at his university's Orientation camp.
I played pool with a uni mate a few times. One night over ICQ, he teased me for a kiss. My impression of him dropped like hot cakes. Did I look like I was lelong-ing myself? Later, a girl pal told me that he was dating several girls at the same time.
I had a very good friend. Whenever I was in Singapore, he would accompany me to play pool till wee hours. We talked about Dharma, life, and we attended Buddhism and ballroom dancing classes together. I had never met a person who understood me and took care of me so well.
But among our endless conversations of everything and anything, he always told me how he still loved a girl from his school. He couldn't forget her.
Again, I lost to someone who lived in the memory of the guy I liked.
This one-sided love of mine burned for two years. It was very, very, very excruciating. I almost didn't make it out alive.
In my second relationship, the boyfriend would always tell me about a pretty girl whom he pursued for half a year, but failed to win her heart. He told me firmly that if he had the chance, he wanted to ask her why she did not choose him.
The abusive beating at home did not stop even after I grew up.
Later on, when I wanted to become Shifu's disciple, he turned me down flat because he didn't think I had good morals and values. He was blunt, "You are not the person I am looking for."
That night, I cried painfully hard. Suddenly, I felt like I was the kid from my childhood whom nobody wanted.
800 years ago, Emperor Huizong of Song Dynasty wrote in an imperial decree "雨過天青雲破處". It was this that inspired Vincent Fang (方文山) to write the lyrics 『天青色等煙雨,而我在等你』in Jay Chou's song 青花瓷 (Blue and white porcelain).
Vincent Fang said, the most powerless kind of helplessness in love was waiting.
The sky green colour had to wait for the rain, which it had no idea when it would arrive. After the rain stopped, the thick clouds dissipated, in the clear skies, the sky green colour would then be able to appear. This was just like how he could only passively and quietly wait, for his lady whom he had no idea when she would appear.
Gradually, I started thinking that in this lifetime, I would not be able to wait for that person to appear. Perhaps Yue Lao (the elderly celestial under the moon) did not tie the red string on me.
After many years of learning the Dharma, one day, I suddenly came to the realisation that nothing is a must to own.
Secular love is a black hole of desires. That is why romantic shows are evergreen.
On 21 February 2015, the 3rd day of the Lunar New Year, my Root Guru Living Buddha Lian-Sheng spoke in an interview with the Taiwan CTI Television Inc.: https://youtu.be/EPDxwSt6a5I (timestamp 12:08)
"My personal take on love is this. Since I love her, I will want her to be blissful, and not to possess her. Such love isn't possession. Actually love isn't possession. If love is possession, that belongs to desire. If love isn't desire, I will wish her well. Although I love her, she doesn't love me, but loves another person, so I will give her my best wishes. If loving another person brings her more happiness, I will wish her well. Such love isn't possessive love. If it is possessive love, there will surely be pain."
Then I realised, the one that I had been waiting all along for is myself. Waiting for my wisdom to develop, waiting for my heart to be more open, so that I would not place my happiness in the hands of another person, and let the person decide for me when I should be happy, for how long I can stay happy...
My destiny is in my hands. How it pans out is up to me to say.
I gently picked up a serviette from the table and passed it to my lady client. In a mush of mucus and tears, she thanked me.
Borrowing an old joke from Shifu, I gently told her, "Don't cry. Singapore lacks water. If you want to cry, you should cry at a nearby reservoir. This way, we don't have to see the colours of Malaysia in order to get more water."
She broke into a smile among her tears.
I continued, "After looking at your Bazi, and now that I have seen you in person, I advise you to be more honest with me, or else I will not be able to help you. You have all along been a mistress to other men, and you dare to come crying to me that no man wanted to marry you? Didn't you also stole some money from them? The way I see you, you obviously have a money grubber face."
My advice to all swordsmen: If you wish to use your tears as a weapon in front of me, think thrice. Because if you are a hypocrite, I will definitely rip your mask apart.
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看看施芳瓏博士的英文之爛,看看蔡英文的博士學位疑點之多,人們對倫敦政經學院的“博士”,都要加一個問號了!
下面是《台灣海外網》的報導,和讀者留言對施芳瓏的嘲諷、痛斥(http://taiwanus.net/news/press/2019/201910222227481835.htm):
拿到48萬英鎊匿名捐款的施芳瓏,又是一個假博士?施說她是倫敦大學亞非學院博士,她真的與蔡英文有一比了。這種英文能力在哪個大學能找到教職?只能靠“匿名捐款”維持薪水。是不是由蔡英文家族或政府供養?
倫敦政經學院被詢問過,施芳瓏的台灣研究室是不是拿到蔡英文家族或政府的捐款資助,他們拒絕回答。而按照英國《信息公開法》,這個是應該公開的。
那個48萬英鎊的捐款名單,只有給施芳瓏的是匿名,其它都有名有姓。這背後的貓膩是什麼?如是政府出資捐助施芳瓏,那是台灣納稅人的錢,人民有權知道真相!
大家趕快看施芳瓏的youtube視頻,看看倫敦大學的學院出來的是什麼 “博士” 呀,是不是都是假博士?這個大學發生了什麼問題?以施芳瓏的英語,她能教學嗎?她怎麼通過的論文口試?
不僅施芳瓏的英文太差了,而且她在美西台灣人夏令營的演講,內容也太糟了,在講什麼哪吒、乩童、三太子,還把這些說成是“台灣精神”,也太糟踐台灣人了吧?!
施芳瓏至今沒有自己單獨寫出一本專著,發表的幾本書,全都與外國人合寫、合編的,有時一本書三、四個編者,除了施芳瓏,其他都是外國人名字,那施芳瓏是不是“搭便車”?她有自己獨立研究的能力嗎?
施芳瓏在倫敦政經學院(LSE)從來都沒有過教職,更從來都不是教授。從她獲得博士學位至今也有近二十年了,她的英文還爛到這種地步,那她當年怎麼能通過論文口試答辯的?看來,對於倫敦大學的政經學院、亞非學院的博士學位,通過蔡英文、施芳瓏等,人們更要加一個問號了!
而這樣一個之前從不見經傳的施芳瓏,只是因為一路為蔡英文的漏洞百出的論文門百般辯護,維護台灣的最高權力者,《北美洲台灣人教授協會》(NATPA),居然就給施芳瓏頒發了《廖述宗教授紀念獎》,真是讓一生堅持獨立精神、不向權力者低頭的廖教授,在天堂情何以堪?
施芳瓏獲獎,教授協會蒙羞!
請北美教授協會的會長、理事們,看看這個視頻,看看後面的讀者留言。這就是你們得獎者的水準。
這個視頻後面的讀者留言一片憤怒!不早看,施可能會刪掉。
現將一些讀者留言摘錄保留在整理,如果視頻被刪除,這些留言就沒有了。
167 Comments (Sort by Newest first)
知情者:
2017年的美西夏令營我有參加,當時想怎麼會有一個人帶綠色帽子全身穿綠色那麼俗氣,用那麼破的英文講三太子的故事,全瑒只有兩位白人不懂中文,是誰的 idea 叫她用英文演講的?全場的人大家逃的逃睡的睡,我算是客氣的,只是睡覺而已,她從頭到尾都帶那頂綠色的帽子,連吃飯時都帶,我在想她到底是非常喜歡那個帽子還是她有禿頭見不得人?最近菜論文的事情,施呼嚨又浮上台面,不禁想起她那頂又俗氣的帽子及菜英文。
Michelle Chang
我有參加此2017年7月的台灣人美西夏令營,當時就覺得這個人是誰呀?怎麼口才這樣?英文更是不行。
哪知兩年後2019年她成了名人(蔡英文論文門關鍵人物)!真是凡走過必留下痕跡!
Lin James
真好,有妳(Michelle Chang)這個在場見証人。
大李
我一點也不怪後面睡覺的年輕人,睡好睡滿睡久一點,才不會不小心聽到這種破英文!
賴百本
看來我也不該妄自菲薄,我的口語能力似乎不輸給這些留英博士😂😂😂
Suen Gao
I felt so sorry for Dr. Shih's broken English. However, I am willing to give her private English lesson, one on one without tuition whatsoever for her life time.
Crab CHANG)
閣下的英語能力似乎是自我感覺良好,令人錯愕,很懷疑妳的能力,自己的簡報居然還要看文字搞,而且是坐在位置上照念,如此的演講有誰會感興趣?更顯示妳的不專業,更令人難以想像,這種程度如何擔任老師指導學生,恐怕誤人子弟,虧妳還是菜英文委以大任的LSE辦公室主任,如何有能力與他人做研究及溝通?難怪要送花送酒,真是無言!
看了妳的背景資料,哇...哇..哇...妳如何辦到的,希望別跟妳的主子一樣。
https://www.facebook.com/%E6%96%BD%E8%8A%B3%E7%93%8F-Shih-Fang-long-1979761958997080/
Fan Hsiao
沒有這個單位
Victor H.
很有耐心的聽了幾分鐘, 每一句sentence 聽到一半就不自主的分心了,我的注意力無法連貫啊, 其實不在當地土生土長的人,說當地語言一定有口音, 這可理解 (不過老實說她的發音實在 below the average ) 但她連唸稿都很不順暢, 句子停頓,斷句,的地方都很奇怪, 這樣的英文程度是真的有問題了. 蠻驚訝她當初LSE 博士口試委員能聽的懂. 近來美國多所名校的入學作弊醜聞, 讓人喪失了對這些英美高等學府相當的尊敬及信賴
Paul Wong
OMG😳😳😱😱 What is she talking about. Mandarin or English????? I can hardly understand what the Fuck she was talking about😨😨😨😨
CHOCOLATE VASCO
要死啦!什麼英文程度還可以在海外混吃混喝,菜渣政府用人酬庸不用專業,台灣國恥。
Topolino J.C.
「小小小」...這叫蝦米學校出來的博士?!
slideshows? 定逃?check 的book金錢外交?這人有LSE博士學位?!挖熊熊袂昏德🙄
Zale Yardley
聽著耳酸 然而以她的年紀 說真的不能太奢求英文水平 但英倫名校的博士 未免太掉漆 應自知藏拙護羽毛
Annie Yang
OMG
范常漢
關鍵字:「沈玉琳」「英國貴族腔」
Lily Formosa
Oh my god. What language is she speaking? 跟蔡英文的程度同一個等級。真是嚇世嚇正。
Yves Chuang
11:10 帥哥,你就這樣睡著的點頭下去,有考慮在前面正賣力用英文演出的演講者感受嗎?
綠吱障舔我蔡陰帝
好綠的英文,跟陰帝一夥都這種德性,看她講話我拳頭硬了!
Ching-Ping Lin
8 hours ago
聽完她的英文,突然覺得自己真棒!
Ching-Ping Lin
8 hours ago
她勇氣可佳,實在有超難聽的英文,竟然還敢講!
黃漢斯
國中一年級發音水準.上學期.
陳彥妤
喔這個可能連幼稚園都比不上了啦
阿昌
假鬼假怪 装腔作勢
丁祿
後面哥哥在睡覺啦
chuang1302
這什麼英文啊, 天啊
方輔仁
6 hours ago
真的是菜英文……
CHRIST CHU
幹
這個英文比我還爛
Tiger Tiger
媽啊 如果我是這種英文程度
我會找個地洞鑽進去苦練好了再出來
scimonster
她真的是博士???
Gaby Jones
可惜我不懂英文所以聽不出來她的爛英文,但明顯聽出就是跟其他人不一樣。
Yu Tony
看過一集youtube一個福建大叔,偷渡去英國做廚師十年説得比她還流利.
Vincent Liao
7:04 後面那個不要睡覺。
Patty Pan
My goodness!
money ... bought diploma. Her Engish was worse than me.
LerhChang
15 hours ago
果然同「菜英文」物以類聚
Lin James
西方童話故事的老巫婆好像就是穿這種綠色
下地獄!死後,
2 hours ago
48萬英鎊是你的,我的,他的,大家的,的,的,的……………………納稅錢!
Jessica Wen
3 hours ago
天啊!花了3000萬的研究,研究乩童 三太子 ,竟然說李靖是歷史人物,李靖是神話好嗎?
郵件航空
22 hours ago (edited)
Wow 鏗鏘有力的英國腔 搭配許純美招牌帽 優雅氣質美女 對不起 說得連我自己都吐了
高草木ひかる
6 hours ago
2018-05-02 施呼嚨是教授?!研究獎金又是北美台灣人教授協會?!
北美洲台灣人教授協會(North America Taiwanese Professors’ Association NATPA)公布今(2018)年「廖述宗教授研究獎金」得獎人選,由倫敦政經學院(LSE)台灣研究計畫室主任施芳瓏與美國瑪卡萊斯特學院 (Macalester College) 地理學系助理教授張儀君獲獎。
施芳瓏(FANG-LONG SHIH)於2005年取得倫敦大學(University of London, UK)宗教人類學博士學歷,現為倫敦政經學院"教授。"並於2006年擔任《Taiwan in Comparative Perspective》執行編輯,後進入倫敦政經學院擔任台灣研究計畫室主任(2009開始),並於亞洲中心擔任研究員(2003-2015)。
2015年得獎之一:黃國昌
Roger Smith
只聽第一句英文就按倒讚👎了, 這位ㄒㄧˋ(Shih)女士真的是個博士嗎???
下地獄!死後,
1 hour ago
這奇葩博士嘴,打趴全世界人類英語!讚啦,台灣因妳而驕傲!
小莎
天啊,這個人若是真有國外的博士學位,請告訴我口試如何過關的,我真的很想知道..........
下地獄!死後,
1 hour ago
菜英文閨密
K K
屎呼珑讲英文等同殺人
Kazu Tsu
令人傻眼
How Ho
領了納稅人將近三千萬台幣的「匿名捐款」?
How Ho
野雞呼嚨的英文好差啊 唸稿還這麼差
shelby
太扯了,什麼破英文!
她講"the"時以為在講中文"的",看下面留言才知道在講"the"
風之飄渺小兔
這英文。。。真的有待加強。。。說你博士出來的。。。真沒人相信啊
Mike Hu
假博士請了一個假圍事。一山還有一山高,這是coser 總冠軍。
kevin1tw1
我 super impressed by her 的 .
Yvonne Charng
這名女士非常有自信,還是無自覺???
煙影
還以為是高高手...原來是唬著走...
Lin James
她叫作 是呼嚨就表明做人、做事、講話只要呼嚨呼嚨就好 🙄
講的滿口,嚇死嚇症的爛菜英文 😖
stephanie vongprachanh
🗣哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈,我th决th定th去th英th国th读th博th士th!
Ho peichi
She reminds me a comedian named Joe Wong (黃西)~XDDDD
洪鎮南
1 hour ago (edited)
阿媽....??? WTF我快吐血了,還金錢外交!!蔡英文搬多少國家錢給她啊!
我受不了了,把蔡英文拉下台吧
騙子蔡同謀
台独贱畜习近平鬼畜道毁灭五毛狗爽!
1 hour ago
案外案也是一直爆發!除了假博士之外,還有施呼攏假造的冒牌LSE台灣研究室!作弊英集團沒有一項是誠實的,攏係假。😂😂😂😂😂
台独贱畜习近平鬼畜道毁灭五毛狗爽!
1 hour ago
施呼攏需要的是佛法,請許純美開釋她。
Aoson A
1 hour ago
不行,不能侮辱了佛
Kai Huang
1 hour ago
鞋猴的倫
TW ZH
2 hours ago
一直以為她有夾雜日文在裡面
Light Year
2 hours ago
She makes me sick.
平平
2 hours ago (edited)
蔡英文 看讀稿機
施芳瓏 看文字稿
兩位說詞 2266 不三不四
用假論文 假博士 學歷詐騙犯?
兩人臭味相投狼狽為奸欺騙社會, 盜用百姓納稅金 可惡
平平
2 hours ago
蔡英文假論文手札,
詐騙台灣36年之久!
內容荒誕無稽鬼扯,
不可告人之事變態?
蔡英文淫威親下令!
雜記手札封存30年!
要等2049年見笑死!
政治大學 東吳大學 兩大名校校長 校務主管 最近都同時生病?
耳朵聽不見?
眼睛看不見?
嘴巴沒辦法講話 ?
腦袋沒辦法思考?
無法主持校務 白拿薪資?
尋求各位網友有何良藥 ?可以治療比症狀?
因蔡英文 的假論文,假博士 ,假學歷詐騙犯? 香菸 走私犯, 嚴重影響校譽 在現實政治綠色恐佈淫威下, 二個月之久,不敢有一絲一毫 發表看法 和調查報告。!!?
毅翔
3 hours ago
施呼攏的爛英文,讓我笑到快岔氣!不要說博士,會點英文的人也不至於說得那麼破。她那口爛英文不但羞辱LSE (原來LSE畢業的是這種水準? 太掉漆啦),更讓人深深懷疑她的真實學歷。太混了...施搞笑!
Lin James
55 minutes ago (edited)
毅翔
她叫作 是呼窿,就表明做人、做事、講話呼窿呼窿就好了。🙄
嚇死下症的一口爛菜英文。
Aoson A
4 hours ago
耳朵被強暴了,天鵝啊,哪來的勇氣,妳有勇氣念完,我沒勇氣聽,好丟台灣人的臉,菜陰魂妳底下是沒人了嗎
Jack Leu
4 hours ago (edited)
The speaker’s English is extremely rough! How could she survive so many years in UK? Could benefit from a speech therapist.
Miles Joseph
5 hours ago
OMG 我的天阿! 她是在唸英文字 那裡是在講英語?
世新怎麼畢業的?! 大家來鼻香如此這般博士菜英文...
簡直比國中生還遜! 如此唸稿菜英文竟然取得英國LSE博士?! 買的吧?!
一個拿到48萬英鎊且力挺蔡英文的施芳瓏又是一個假博士?
Aoson A
4 hours ago
48是買一送一
黎david
5 hours ago
很糟糕 !
證明~韓國瑜的雙語教育 未來一定要大加推廣!
傳媒鬼鬼
6 hours ago
i was sit there ? 這個英文怎麼????????哈哈哈
啟稟皇上
7 hours ago
看到這種'博士'讓我終於相信原來博士是花錢就買得到的東西~
Don Liang
7 hours ago
好強大的正面力量啊....
突然覺得我家隔壁歐巴桑也可以讀博士了.
MoronFeministJang
8 hours ago
已下載存證
perone lee
9 hours ago
这是在哪丢人啊。。。
方輔仁
9 hours ago
這種英文把LSE水準降低好多好多……
吳家昇
22 minutes ago
難怪那一句I have problem of saying Chinese language文法錯一堆!好厲害啊我的媓!
吳家昇
24 minutes ago
看稿唸還能唸成這樣!比國中生的英文還破!
吳家昇
26 minutes ago
天啊!這個女人有拿到博士喔!她還在英國住了一段時間吧!這支影片真是讓我好開心啊!要多看心情才會好!
JACK QIN
28 minutes ago (edited)
這又是一個騙子!你的英文說明瞭一些,告別我怎麼得到48萬英鎊贊助的。
Lin May
33 minutes ago
夭壽喔,施主真的是英國留學的博士? 我對英國學位開始不信任了,笑爛
dh cheng
41 minutes ago
比我的英語發音還爛
林BOKI
10 minutes ago
後面的兄弟怎麼這麼快就睡著了.....
郭建國
13 minutes ago
痛苦到痛哭流涕!每個英文字後還有[的]尾音?這是什麼狗屁 菜英文???
蘇健堯
35 minutes ago
後面的聽到睡著了,可見講的2266
林怡潔
1 hour ago
笑翻
Teresa Ku
3 minutes ago
OMG💩這英文🤯
Teresa Ku
4 minutes ago
這綠帽子是怎麼回事?🤢
fomorsa taiwan
20 minutes ago
英文程度很差的唸稿雞
joe Hou
2 hours ago
這是英文朗誦比賽(國小組)???評審聽了快睡著了....
Anna Zhang
4 hours ago
许纯美英文。
eason0702amway
5 hours ago
我的老天鵝啊!這種程度,唸稿唸的跟中風一樣,快吐了我
1 day ago
這個照稿唸的英語發音跟斷句很差,老實說!
3 hours ago
S Y
她英文真的很糟⋯⋯I don’t believe that she worked for LSE!
我住在洛杉磯!
59 minutes ago
我很懷疑她會是LSE 的人類宗教學教授
Daisy Horsburgh
5 hours ago
Please don’t think that is called British English. She is a joke.
Amy Laio
23 hours ago
博士?哈哈哈~怎麼又是看稿機~聽到快要斷氣
15
trains Taiwan
22 hours ago
這是博士水準嗎?😑
根本台灣菜市場歐巴桑英文腔
投影簡報英文不是PowerPoint吧?😑
我記得是slideshow
Fish Lee
21 hours ago
哎唷,我的媽!
謝天展
10 hours ago
人家英文爛有什關係,隨便青青菜菜就撈了台灣人上億的血汗錢。
Chris L.
10 hours ago (edited)
好破的英文,一開口便破功,笑屎啦...聽了真想撞牆...這人的學歷應該也是偽造的!
JACK QIN
6 hours ago
Your Broken English made my brain painful.
Gingin Chen
6 hours ago
+1.想拿塞子塞住嘴巴
啟稟皇上
5 hours ago
一邊用爛英文一邊用中文, 妳他媽有甚麼專業?
Grace In Taiwan
7 hours ago
這英文真爛, ‘th’ 的發音笑死人了.
啟稟皇上
4 hours ago
現場只有兩個東張西望的觀眾, 哈哈哈~~
Meichun Liao
5 hours ago
丟人現眼的爛英文啊~發音一蹋糊塗。她應該大學都沒畢業吧!強烈質疑她的學歷!什麼博士、教授? 不會是吧!她的英文恐怕英國佬也聽不懂!她應該叫施好笑或施荒唐吧!
啟稟皇上
4 hours ago
這個叫博士喔? 笑死人了, 哈哈哈~~
19 man
8 hours ago
台灣人民的納稅錢,不乾淨的不要拿啊!
會報應啊⋯⋯
PeeCahChoo
4 hours ago
他的內容也太可怕了 先不說他的英文 就講內容 亂跳 完全沒有順序可言
亂七八糟
Aoson A
5 hours ago
後面那個人都在度姑了
Michelle Chang
11 hours ago
我有參加此2017年7月的台灣人美西夏令營,當時就覺得這個人是誰呀?怎麼口才這樣?英文更是不行。
哪知兩年後2019年她成了名人(蔡英文論文門關鍵人物)!真是凡走過必留下痕跡!
Lilian Kuo
10 hours ago (edited)
OMG~施小姐的英文好像鄉下阿桑的台腔破英文...我懷疑她有博士,比一般大學生還差!聽一分鐘就聽不下去了...
陳善蓉
10 hours ago
Lilian Kuo 我很勉強的多聽了兩分鐘,真的不質疑其學歷也難。況且待在U.K.的大環境中,似乎也沒被些許的同化。又多了解到何謂一丘之貉。
PeeCahChoo
4 hours ago
撇開他的英文先不談 他的內容才更有問題
怎麼哪吒三太子成了台灣年輕人的英雄?? 然後又說 沒有陣頭 台灣的年輕人都會跑去迪是可去蹦D 他的論點是哪來的 研究的樣本和樣本數都沒有 難到跟主子蔡的所謂論文一樣 自己閉門造車 亂寫一通 沒有研究的數據跟樣本來源
完全狗屁不通的菜市場級數也自稱教授 好想知道哪些人是他的學生
PeeCahChoo
4 hours ago
@陳善蓉 不必懷疑 上辜狗 真找不到他的任何學經歷 除了他自己發的公關文以外 危機百科都找不到 這個厲害吧 特務吧??
啟稟皇上
5 hours ago
老巫婆~
啟稟皇上
5 hours ago
這是幼稚園嗎?
啟稟皇上
5 hours ago
怎麼不感拍現場啊? 這是甚麼騙子啊?
Teresa Liu
22 hours ago
英文發音很爛
Aoson A
5 hours ago
她是用注音備註發音嗎?傻眼耶,國小程度好的孩子發音都比她好多了,是在念啥小
Gemmy Lin
18 hours ago (edited)
實在聽了哭笑不得啊!
這樣就是英國留學博士水準喔?為什麼有那麼多"的"?
後面的年輕人,一開始只是抖抖腳、閉眼忍受,後來直接低頭思故鄉了...
謝謝攝影者留下這麼經典的片段,拍得很好!
Chi-Shu Schmidt
8 hours ago
一个台灣派駐LSE研究室的主任,語言能力那麽差,必然有其他的特殊能力和闗係。
Aoson A
5 hours ago
菜陰文可是她的伯樂,發現她的英語長才
tigerbabies
58 minutes ago
我驚呆了!!!! 一直有追政經,一直聽彭P提施唬弄....我以為她是一個多了不起的人物...可以在英國隻手遮天但看了這個影片我必需承認...她在copy晶晶體...但是至少看李晶晶說晶晶體是種享受! 看她說晶晶體是種折磨@@
Anna Zhang
45 minutes ago
许纯美英文。
Aoson A
5 hours ago
哈哈哈
Norden Shining
1 hour ago
爛英文,物以類聚啦⋯⋯
long english joke 在 EZ Talk Facebook 的精選貼文
#EZTalk #你不知道的美國大小事 #新專欄上線 #運動諺語
🥊Boxing Idioms
國慶連假第一天~來聊熱血紓壓的拳擊用語!
這些拳擊用語在生活中使用是什麼意思呢 🤔
1. come out swing「出場揮拳」→ ❓
2. below the belt, low blow「攻擊下體」→ ❓
3. be in sb.’s corner「站在某人角落」→ ❓
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Americans may love team sports like football and baseball, but they’ve also had a long fascination with the ancient blood sport of boxing. Boxing became an organized sport in ancient Greece—it was added to the Olympics in 688 BC—and brought to America by the British in the late 1700s. This long history has ensured that American English is full of boxing expressions.
When the bell rings at the start of a boxing match, the fighters often “come out swinging,” meaning they start throwing punches right away. 📌 So if someone “comes out swinging,” it means they’re aggressive in attacking their opponent right from the start. Ex: At the presidential debate, the two candidates came out swinging.
In boxing, fighters aren’t allowed to hit their opponent “below the belt.” This type of blow is known as a “low blow.” In everyday life, 📌 these phrases can both be used to describe an unfair attack or criticism of someone’s area of weakness or vulnerability. Ex: Making a joke about Mark’s divorce is kind of below the belt/a low blow.
After each round, a boxer returns to his corner, where his team helps him recover and prepare for the next round. 📌 So if you have someone “in your corner,” it means you have their full support. Ex: I’m lucky to have such a good lawyer in my corner.
【 ✍ 關鍵單字 】
1. swing:「揮拳」,也可當動詞。
2. opponent:「對手」。
3. low blow:「攻擊下體;批評,卑鄙行為」,blow 原指「攻擊」。
4. round:「(比賽)回合」。
【 ✍ 中譯】
美國人喜愛像美式足球或棒球這類團體運動,不過他們長久以來也迷戀古老的流血運動:拳擊。 拳擊自古希臘時就是一項正規運動,並在西元前688年成為奧林匹克運動項目。拳擊在18世紀末由英國人帶入美國。拳擊悠久的歷史淵源,也讓美語充滿與此運動有關的俗語。
拳擊比賽以鳴鈴作為開始,拳擊手常在一出場就猛揮拳。因此,要是說 📌 某人 come out swinging,就是指一開始「採取積極攻勢攻擊對手」。Ex: At the presidential debate, the two candidates came out swinging. (在總統選前辯論上,兩位候選人砲火猛烈互相攻擊。)
比賽中,拳擊手攻擊對方 below the belt『腰帶以下』部位是犯規行為,稱 low blow『攻擊下體』。📌 因此,這兩個片語可用來指用不正當的手段攻擊或批評對方弱點,即「下流手段」。Ex: Making a joke about Mark’s divorce is kind of below the belt/a low blow. (拿馬克的離婚來開玩笑有些不入流。)
每回合結束後,拳擊手會回到自己的角落,他的團隊會幫他處理傷口準備進入下一回合。所以如果有人📌 in your corner『站在你的角落』,就是指獲得他們全力支持。Ex: I’m lucky to have such a good lawyer in my corner.(我很幸運有個好律師全力支持。)
圖片取自:Shutterstock.com
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long english joke 在 渡辺レベッカ ☆ Rebecca Butler Watanabe Youtube 的最佳解答
今日はGReeeeNの「キセキ」を英語で歌ってみました。
訳詞を作ってみて、あまり英語にあっていない曲だなと思いつつも、挑戦してみました♪ いかがでしょうか。。。
「奇跡」と「軌跡」は英語にするとそれぞれmiracleとlocusまたはtrajectoryになりますので、二つともタイトルの「キセキ」だということが英語では伝わらないのが残念です。
English cover of "Kiseki" by the Japanese band GReeeeN.
Since this is one of GReeeeN's most popular songs, I wanted to challenge myself with an English cover, but after doing so, I realized it doesn't really lend itself well to English.
The word "kiseki" conveys two different meanings in this song, "locus/trajectory" and "miracle," which I couldn't exactly show the connection between in the English version.
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曲情報 / SONG INFO
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GReeeeN / Kiseki
Album: Ah, domo. O-hisashiburi desu. (Oh, hi. It's been a while.) (2008)
[あっ、ども。おひさしぶりです。]
Music/Lyrics: GReeeeN
English Lyrics: Rebecca Butler Watanabe
■Official MV
https://youtu.be/DwTinTO0o9I
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リンク / LINKS
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■HP⇒ http://BlueEyedUtaUtai.jimdo.com
■Facebook⇒ http://facebook.com/blueeyedutautai
■Twitter⇒ @BlueEyedUtaUtai
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歌詞 / LYRICS
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I will love you tomorrow even more than I do now
No, I can’t stop the flow of these feelings flooding out
And although even now you make me feel so deep a love
No words will ever be enough
With every memory, each moment that you’ve given to me
Passing days have become a locus that we walked side-by-side
If finding one another was a single moment of chance
Or destiny’s hand, then darling,
The day that I met you was surely a miracle
*I want to walk beside you forever
Create an everlasting love together
Hand-in-hand with you until the end of time
Always smiling at your side
A simple word of thanks to you
Or even saying I love you
Will never be enough, but I can tell you this much
I am happy here with you
When the palm of my right hand would wrap gently ‘round your left
That oh-so-simple touch brought a warmth I can’t express
That was all that it took for me to make up my mind
Letting love for you fill me up inside
Among the everyday you’ve shown me pieces of joy
Piling slowly upon this locus that we took step-by-step
‘Cause finding one another here within this crazy big world
Was a small moment, sure, but darling,
The day that I met you was surely a miracle
And even on the days when things don’t go right
As long as you are near, the sky above’s bright
You make me forget about the tough façade
I would wear on lonely nights
‘Cause only when you’re here with me
Can I be who I’m meant to be
So darling, won’t you please stay with me forever
You are dearest to my heart
Remember walking home, how we used to joke and play
I know, now, even then that were living precious days
And when I told you how I felt, my heart was beating fast
You looked at me so differently than ever in the past
The seconds seemed to last a while and finally you gave a smile
And I could feel our hearts were filling up with love inside
And even now our journey’s barely just begun
I know that tens of years from now we’ll still be going strong
The future’s shining brighter every minute we go on
And even if the light is shrouded by the night
And morning’s out of sight, together we will be alright
*Repeat
And even on the days when things don’t go right
As long as you are near, the sky above’s bright
You make me remember that I have someone
To share the sorrow and the smiles
And as long as you are here
I can carry on, no fear
So darling, won’t you please stay with me forever
You are dearest to my heart
Until very last second, love
I’ll be smiling tomorrow even brighter than today
For as long as you’re with me, I will always feel that way
Tens of years, hundreds of years, or thousands
I want you by my side
I’ll love you ‘til the end of time
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