Whilst I’m (mentally) here in Egypt, here’s me competing with the Great Sphinx of Giza on who has the better side profile.
Growing up, I always associated the Sphinx with riddles— something I really enjoyed solving (or try to solve) thanks to my brainy sis @deezng who is so good at riddles.
Here are some of my fav (more PC) riddles:
1. I speak with a mouth and hear without ears. I have no body, but I come alive with wind, what am I?
2. This belongs to you, but everyone else uses it.
3. What is seen in the middle of March and April but can’t be seen at the beginning or end of the month?
Can you guess the answers without Google?
I have a score of other riddles in hand, some super stupid but sah funny and some so severely messed up no one could possibly figure it out— I’d be worried if they could.
Howbeit, I’d like to give an honorary mention to my most memorable riddle by the Sphinx in Harry Potter’s Goblet of Fire (who doesn’t love a Sphinx who can rhyme-a-riddle):
“First think of the person who lives in disguise, who deals in secrets and tells naught but lies. Next, tell me what's always the last thing to mend, the middle of the middle and end of the end? And finally, give me the sound often heard during the search for a hard-to-find word.”
This riddle was rather tricky and had I encountered this Sphinx, I’d end up turned into stone for taking way too much time trying to figure the answer out 🕷
Nowadays, we can Google it all, but back in the day, you had to memorize both the riddles and answers! Made it that much more gratifying to figure out these riddles all on my own; even though it could take ages, I was super stubborn and never gave up!
Kinda explains the me today, HA. I guess those riddle solving days had some sorta beneficial influence to my persevering personality.
Er, can someone explain how I went from my picture with the Great Sphinx to talking about my personality? 🥴 #longwindednarcissism
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《圓智溫宵聚慶佳節》
9th Tea Session : Celebrating the Lantern Festival in Wisdom and Warmth
2016 Annual Luck Cycle Talk II
(English version below)
根據因緣而論,吾已降生「東土」,多世矣。在眾多的佳節中,「覺受」最直接,最強烈的,按照「排行榜」的首二三名,都是東方節日。其他的節日,吾還是歡欣地接納的。只不過,吾認為東方節日的「內涵」及意義,較踏實、較深遠。就拿春節來說吧!所謂春節,顧名思意就是大地回春,新的一年的開始,百姓於過去的一年,辛勞刻苦的「耕做」,歇一歇,大伙團圓相聚,慶豐年,養精蓄銳,展望新年更比往年好。
未成為師父前,實不知為何過年要添新裝。一味只是隨俗的「裝模作樣」,好笑的是,還樂此不疲呢!成為師父後,自然而然的就明白了,過年添新裝的真實義。原來,除了人與空間之外,季節和節日,亦然有它們的磁場及氣場。就因如此,過年過節添新裝,是有其邏輯性與必要性的。當中所含蓋的,有除舊迎新、除晦氣迎旺氣、祝福自己身體健康、今年更比往年好,等等。
元宵佳節可謂,新春佳節暫且告個段落,大家各自回到自己的崗位,繼續的努力,更上一層樓。古時候的人們,在這歡欣美麗的佳節裡,喜歡以猜燈謎的遊戲,來歡度此佳節。可是她他們卻沒有另一層的智慧,知曉一切世間的享樂,其實都是第一時間的在削減福報,而且是有去無回的。因此,多少這類的享樂人兒,晚景甚悲慘,妳你們可知否?請再三思。
但,在這來臨的元宵佳節,玳瑚師父再次引領大家,圓智溫宵聚慶佳節。一來增長福慧,二來多親近善知識,學習消業障,增大福田之法。三來淨化身心。四來納福而不是消福。五來也讓妳你們的祖先靈、纏身靈、水子靈,一同得到光明淨化,謂之為冥陽兩利。真真正正的修行人,她他們是絕對可以將「享樂」,轉化成納福的。反之,一般凡夫走卒,都在消耗她他們的功德與福份啊!
欲學習者,請發短訊聯絡吾的助理: +65 90212098,以便留位。
日期: 大年初十五,星期一, 2016年2月22日
時間: 8pm - 1030pm
地點: Axis Bar and Lounge, The Mandarin Oriental, Marina Square
餐飲自費,除此以外,沒有額外收費。這將是個小型的茶會,名額有限,請趁早報名。一律歡迎有福有慧有心者!出席者請自備紙和筆,還沒向玳瑚師父拜年的出席者,別忘了攜帶一對年柑向師父拜賀年哦!
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According to karmic affinity, I have been reborn for countless lives in the Land of the East. Among all the festivals, the top three that give me the strongest and most direct vibes are all of Eastern origins. Of course, I joyfully accept other festivals too. I just personally feel that Eastern festivals have a deeper essence and significance to them. They come across as more grounded and deeply rooted. Take the Spring Festival for instance. This festival celebrates the renewal of Mother Earth, and the herald of a new year. A celebration of the hard work by the commoners in the previous year, and it is time to take a breather and gather together as families and friends to celebrate the bountiful harvest! It is also the time to recuperate and aspire to an even better year ahead.
Before I became a Master, it was a complete mystery to me why there is a need to get new clothing for the Chinese New Year. I followed this tradition blindly, and the funny thing is, I enjoyed and never got tired of it! After I became a Master, the real significance of this tradition of buying new clothing for the Chinese New Year became naturally clear. In actual fact, other than man and the environment space, seasons and festivals carry their unique magnetic and energy fields. Therefore, the tradition of refreshing your wardrobe becomes logical and necessary. It entails the removal of the old to make way for the new and the eradication of ill-luck and welcoming of prosperous energy. It also a wish for your own good health and an even better year ahead, etc.
The Fifteenth Day of the Lunar Month signifies the end of the Spring Festival Celebration. After this day, everyone would return to their roles and duties and continue to strive for better results. People from the olden days liked to participate in solving lantern riddles, as part of the celebration of the Fifteenth Day of the Lunar Month. Unfortunately, they did not elevate their wisdom to realize that in this world, all the celebrations and enjoyment would only lead to an immediate and irrevocable eradication of their merits and fortunes. That is why those people who enjoyed excessively in their lives suffered a tragic old age. Are you aware of this? Please think thrice.
However, come this Fifteenth Day of the Lunar Month, also known as the Lantern Festival, Master Dai Hu will once again lead everyone to celebrate the occasion with Wisdom and Warmth. Why should you join me in this celebration? First and foremost, you will grow in virtues and wisdom. Secondly, be near a virtuous person of knowledge and learn the art and practice of karma eradication and merits enhancement. Thirdly, to purify your body and spirit. Fourthly, you will garner more merits instead of wasting your existing ones. Last but not least, your ancestor spirits, karmic debtors, fetal spirits, shall be endowed and cleansed by the Light. This is indeed benefiting sentient beings from our realm as well as the Netherworld. A true spiritual cultivator can absolutely generate loads of merits and fortune even from acts of enjoyment. On the other hand, the common man on the streets, can only exhaust his or her merits and fortunes!
Date : Monday, 22 February 2016
Time : 8pm-1030pm
Venue: Axis Bar and Lounge, The Mandarin Oriental, Marina Square
For those keen in attending, kindly send a text message to my assistant at +65 90212098 to reserve your seat. As it is Master Dai Hu's wish to keep the session personal, seats will be limited.
Food & drinks will be at your own expense. There will be no other charges for this event. Master Dai Hu welcomes participants, who are eager to learn and willing to put in the effort to turn life around for themselves and their loved ones. Do register early to avoid disappointment! Please remember to bring your own pen and paper.
Participants who have yet to pay a New Year call to Master Dai Hu, don't forget to bring a pair of mandarin oranges to say your New Year greetings to Master Dai Hu!
www.masterdaihu.com/celebrating-the-lantern-festival-in-wisdom-and-warmth/
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One of my New Year's resolutions is to leave no stone unturned. Which includes those I've left in 2016.
After a couple of days in Singapore to work/ catch the Singapore F1 Grand Prix (which was amazing by the way!) thanks to #YourSingapore, and missing each other badly, I return home only to find myself in a riddle.
Sam couldn't pick me up from the airport due to work and won't be home for another couple of hours. Hence, he brought me on a little love journey to keep me amused till then.
I recorded it all on Snapchat and decided to piece it together here.
So we can keep it beyond 24 hours.
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Japanese "sparkly" kira kira names. Did you know there's a list of kanji to use in names in Japan, and that some names are illegal?
There's a trend for kira kira names in Japan, which means sparkly or dazzling names. They use the kanji phonetically, or as riddles, and you can even be named after a Pokemon! What do you think - is it wrong to name a baby after a Pokemon? Would you like to be called Pikachu?!
Also: funny names from around the world, and illegal/banned names.
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