จะเป็นยังไง เมื่อพนักงาน Starbucks ต้องแกล้งลูกค้าตามสิ่งที่พิธีกรบอก
เรียนรู้ภาษาอังกฤษจากคลิปรายการ The Ellen Show
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คำศัพท์น่ารู้
Hidden camera = กล้องที่ซ่อนอยู่
Down the street = บริเวณนี้/ ถัดไปถนนทางนี้
Earpiece = ที่ใส่หู
Cantaloupe = แคนตาลูป
Honeydew = ผลไม้ฮันนี่ดิว (เมลอนพันธุ์หนึ่งคล้ายแคนตาลูป)
Honey do = คำพ้องเสียงกับ Honeydew ที่แปลว่า แฟนของฉันก็ทำ
Plum = ลูกพลัม
Crumb = เศษขนมปัง
One setting = ในทีเดียว
Tattoo = รอยสัก
Butt = มาจาก buttom ที่แปลว่า ก้น
Bagel = เบเกิล ขนมปังชนิดหนึ่งกลมๆ เหมือนโดนัท
Parole = การปล่อยตัวนักโทษชั่วคราวโดยยังคงมีการคุมประพฤติ
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ทีนี้มาดูสคริปต์คำพูดในคลิปกันค่ะ
Ellen: We put some hidden cameras in the Starbucks down the street. We gave one of the Starbucks’ employees, Vivian, an earpiece and she’s going to say whatever I say. Hopefully, she can hear me clearly this time.
Ellen: Vivian, say, “Am I pretty?”
Vivian: Am I pretty?
Ellen: Say, “The cow goes ‘moo’.”
Vivian: The cows ‘moo’.
Vivian: Hi, how are you?
Ellen: My favorite food is cantaloupe.
Vivian: My favourite food is cantaloupe.
Ellen: No wait, honeydew. I’m sorry, honeydew.
Vivian: Oh wait, honeydew. I’m sorry.
Ellen: I don’t love it, but my honey do.
Vivian: I don’t love it, but my honey do.
Vivian: Hi, how are you? What can I get for you?
Customer: Can I just have a grande iced coffee?
Ellen: It’s not called grande anymore, it’s ‘grandeur’.
Vivian: It’s not called grande anymore, it’s called ‘grandeur’.
Ellen: Say it with me, “grandeur”.
Vivian: Say it with me, “grandeur”.
Customer: Grandeur.
Ellen: No no more like “ahhhh”.
Vivian: No no more like “ahhhh”.
Ellen: Grandahhh
Vivian: Grandahh. Thank you. Have a great day!
Customer: Can I have a venti iced coffee with about two inches of..
Ellen: It’s not called ‘venti’ anymore, it’s ‘ventaruma’.
Vivian: It’s not called ‘venti’ anymore, it’s called ‘veteruna’.
Customer: It looks like it says ‘venti’ up there so...
Ellen: One time I ate 15 plums in one setting.
Vivian: One time I ate 15 crumbs in one city.
Ellen: No, not clumb. Plums.
Vivian: No, not crumbs. Crumbs. Thank you. Have a great day.
Vivian: Hi, how are you?
Ellen: One time, I shaved my back.
Vivian: One time, I shaved my back.
Customer: You must have been really hairy. Can I have a green tea latte please. Actually, I wanna make it iced.
Ellen: Do you have a tattoo?
Vivian: Do you have a tattoo?
Customer: I do.
Ellen: Where is it?
Vivian: Where is it?
Customer: It’s on my chest. It’s on my heart.
Ellen: Mine is on my butt.
Vivian: Mine is on my butt.
Customer: That’s good.
Ellen: It’s a venti latte.
Vivian: It’s a venti latte.
Ellen: And a half of bagel.
Vivian: And a half of bagel.
Ellen: And a slice of cantaloupe.
Vivian: And it’s like a cantaloupe. Thank you. Have a great day!
Vivian: Hi, how are you? What can I get for you?
Customer: Can I have a tall double chocolate chip frappuccino.
Ellen: It’s not called ‘frappuccino’ anymore, it’s called ‘frur’.
Vivian: It’s not called ‘frappuccino’ anymore, it’s called ‘wip’.
Vivian: Hi, how are you? Good.
Ellen: I’m on parole right now.
Vivian: I am on parole right now.
Customer: Good. Tall caramel frappuccino with whipped cream.
Ellen: It’s not called ‘frappuccino’ anymore, it’s called ‘kookkotookokooo’.
Vivian: It’s not called ‘frappuccino’ anymore, it’s called ‘kookkokookokooo’.
Ellen: Okay Vivian, tell her “Thank you very much”.
Vivian: Thank you very much.
Ellen: And yell, scream really loud “I want a monkey”.
Vivian: I want a monkey!
Ellen: Alright. Thanks Vivian. We’ll see you later.
Vivian: Nice to meet you.
ขอบคุณคลิปจาก The Ellen Show: Playing Pranks at Starbucks
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